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Previously on "Steak and BJ day"
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That's not a problem. That's the preferred method of egress. The binmen have got 6.0 cards made up for the morning I manage a perfect dismount.
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I wouldn't have thought of that to be honest. Thanks for the heads up.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostThat's true that. A word of caution though...the fire brigade would only take me as far as the front door of A&E and the nurses wouldn't help me till I was inside . A very undignified Saturday night ensued.
The only problem I had considered was doing it the night before bin collection day and falling asleep inside.
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That's true that. A word of caution though...the fire brigade would only take me as far as the front door of A&E and the nurses wouldn't help me till I was inside . A very undignified Saturday night ensued.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostBarrydidit, I'm reliably informed, has perfected the art of the self administered blow job, which is achieved, by dropping oneself, arse first, into a wheelie bin.
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That's £50 for a sirloin and I guess another 50 for a trick in Bradford?Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
Kebab would have been more appropriate.
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Barrydidit, I'm reliably informed, has perfected the art of the self administered blow job, which is achieved, by dropping oneself, arse first, into a wheelie bin.Originally posted by Ruprect View PostThat's a no
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A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostAny success stories ?
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Had a great blue-rare steak and a self inflicted spinal disc herniation.
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