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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    I wouldn't have thought of that to be honest. Thanks for the heads up.

    The only problem I had considered was doing it the night before bin collection day and falling asleep inside.
    That's not a problem. That's the preferred method of egress. The binmen have got 6.0 cards made up for the morning I manage a perfect dismount.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    That's true that. A word of caution though...the fire brigade would only take me as far as the front door of A&E and the nurses wouldn't help me till I was inside . A very undignified Saturday night ensued.
    I wouldn't have thought of that to be honest. Thanks for the heads up.

    The only problem I had considered was doing it the night before bin collection day and falling asleep inside.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Barrydidit, I'm reliably informed, has perfected the art of the self administered blow job, which is achieved, by dropping oneself, arse first, into a wheelie bin.
    That's true that. A word of caution though...the fire brigade would only take me as far as the front door of A&E and the nurses wouldn't help me till I was inside . A very undignified Saturday night ensued.

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  • yasockie
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    That's £50 for a sirloin and I guess another 50 for a trick in Bradford?
    Kebab would have been more appropriate.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    That's a no
    Barrydidit, I'm reliably informed, has perfected the art of the self administered blow job, which is achieved, by dropping oneself, arse first, into a wheelie bin.

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
    That's a no

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    Any success stories ?
    A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

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  • jmo21
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    Seriously tulipe patter

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  • hyperD
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    Had a great blue-rare steak and a self inflicted spinal disc herniation.

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  • vetran
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    had beef curry have to spice things up!

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  • SimonMac
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    Had a cracking steak here last night

    Gaucho Leeds - The Finest Argentine Steaks - Park Row, Leeds

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  • DimPrawn
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    Failed to get a good steak.

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  • fullyautomatix
    started a topic Steak and BJ day

    Steak and BJ day

    Any success stories ?

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