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SueEllen replied

11 March 2015, 13:58
Originally posted by tarbera View Post

Jihad Mo weds one or more of the 3 school girls from London

He can marry all 3 of them.

Also as he must treat them equally each of them gets awarded a council flat in London.
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original PM replied

11 March 2015, 13:55
nah they were far to old at 15/16

a true jihadi would not have anyone over the age of ten as they would already have been deflowered...
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FatLazyContractor replied

11 March 2015, 13:46
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Why is he holding post? Does he have a new job at the sorting office?

Not yet. He will be awarded a 5 bedroom house in London with benefits first.
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vetran replied

11 March 2015, 13:43
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Why is he holding post? Does he have a new job at the sorting office?

well letter delivery is a 'cut throat' business.
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vetran replied

11 March 2015, 13:42
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

father of the bride - 'Why didn't the security services monitor my daughter ?'
father of the groom 'Why did the security services monitor my son?'

congregation - 'Why were they born so beautiful, why were they born at all.. They're no fck...'

unfortunately you suspect that the parents and their advisors just want to cause division as well.
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VectraMan replied

11 March 2015, 13:42
Why is he holding post? Does he have a new job at the sorting office?
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vetran replied

11 March 2015, 13:41
Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post

Sounds like Monty Python needs to come out of death/retirement and make Life of Mo

He's not the ~~messiah~~ Prophet praise be upon him, he is a misunderstood freedom fighter?

Did he draw Allah ? get the AK47s out.

doesn't have the same ring.
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EternalOptimist replied

11 March 2015, 13:40
Originally posted by tarbera View Post

Jihad john weds one or more of the 3 school girls from London

father of the bride - 'Why didn't the security services monitor my daughter ?'
father of the groom 'Why did the security services monitor my son?'

congregation - 'Why were they born so beautiful, why were they born at all.. They're no fck...'
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MicrosoftBob replied

11 March 2015, 13:30
Sounds like Monty Python needs to come out of death/retirement and make Life of Mo
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RoastedSlopes replied

11 March 2015, 13:30
Originally posted by tarbera View Post

Jihad john weds one or more of the 3 school girls from London

Man they were dog ugly though!
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FatLazyContractor replied

11 March 2015, 13:28
Originally posted by tarbera View Post

Jihad john weds one or more of the 3 school girls from London

His name is Mohammed. Jihadi Mohammed.
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tarbera started a topic Jihad john - holding post

11 March 2015, 13:27
Jihad john - holding post

Jihad john weds one or more of the 3 school girls from London
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