Is this Michs son?

[TheFaQQer]

she'd just watch Secretary as she fancies the Spader

The original Mr Grey

[TheFaQQer]

Presumably the school objected on the grounds that it is so badly written that it doesn't actually count as a book.

[TestMangler]

You should read 'Fifty Shades of Glasgow' instead, much more realistic, and I got a contribution published in it

[MicrosoftBob]

Maggie, Maggie , Maggie!

so you get to watch Stargate the movie in full HD with the sound up?

I got her the boxset for xmas, she not only wants to it, we have to watch a couple of episodes every Sunday

And with the nearest neighbours being about 30 foot away each side, as loud as we can get away with without the cats complaining

[Halo Jones]

blimey a woman who hasn't read fifty shades of flay!

That would be me

+1

[vetran]

My missus hasn't read it, but then she only reads trash sci-fi not bonkbusters

And if she wanted to read that kind of kinky book, the story of O does it so much better, or she'd just watch Secretary as she fancies the Spader

Maggie, Maggie , Maggie!

so you get to watch Stargate the movie in full HD with the sound up?

[Pogle]

blimey a woman who hasn't read fifty shades of flay!

That would be me

[MicrosoftBob]

My missus hasn't read it, but then she only reads trash sci-fi not bonkbusters

And if she wanted to read that kind of kinky book, the story of O does it so much better, or she'd just watch Secretary as she fancies the Spader

[vetran]

I had no idea who Christian Grey was

blimey a woman who hasn't read fifty shades of flay!

[Pogle]

I had no idea who Christian Grey was

[vetran]

She said it was deemed "appropriate for a teacher to dress up as a serial killer" and "acceptable for kids to dress up as people that kill others" and "come in with [toy] guns".

"Liam was advised to dress as James Bond, but he was promiscuous and a murderer," she said.

"Personally, I'm more offended by a murderer."

whilst an inappropriate choice for primary school I feel she does have a point about James Bond and other glamourised assassins.

[suityou01]

BBC News - Fifty Shades of Grey boy, 11, causes stir at school

Classic.

"Liam was advised to dress as James Bond, but he was promiscuous and a murderer," she said.

What a

He was licensed to kill.

[MarillionFan]

BBC News - Fifty Shades of Grey boy, 11, causes stir at school

Classic.