Burger King Ad

[bogeyman]

Aaaah, now if they smelled & tasted of anchovies...

Waitress at a Danish Pizza Express:

Sorry Sir, we don't have any anchovies for your pizza topping.

Threaded:

That simply isn't good enough, wench!

W: Ok, I could rub my minge on some garlic bread if you like?

T: Capital idea - but don't expect a tip.

[chubba]

[bogeyman]

According to Priscella, he never went down...

Also the King was alleged to remark that he'd have been a whole lot keener on women if they smelled of peanut butter instead of a 3-day old sardine catch.

[Flubster]

Perhaps it should have read:

Eat like a King
Not like a clown...
End up like Elvis
before he went down

Just being helpful

According to Priscella, he never went down...

[Swamp Thing]

Perhaps it should have read:

Eat like a King
Not like a clown...
End up like Elvis
before he went down

Just being helpful

[Jefferson]

Should be hauled up under the trade descriptions act, I reckon!

[ChimpMaster]

I thought this was funny when I saw it on a billboard the other day ...

Eat like a King
Not like a clown...