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vetran replied

4 March 2015, 09:51
[QUOTE=original PM;2063214
seriously those people who take things too seriously can just fook off and disappear up their bossess arses..[/QUOTE]

FTFY
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original PM replied

4 March 2015, 09:26
everyone needs to lighten up

the number of meetings you go to where smiling is a crime and everyone tries to come across as the 'Alpha' and it is stern faces and stern voices

and then you realise the meeting is about red nose day

seriously those people who take things too seriously can just fook off and disappear up their own arses..
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BrilloPad replied

4 March 2015, 09:16
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Women can have orgasms as well?

Women only conceive when they have an orgasm. Its why MF is childless.
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suityou01 replied

4 March 2015, 09:14
Women can have orgasms as well?
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BrilloPad replied

4 March 2015, 09:08
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Hogtied in the basement is not a great mental picture.

Each to their own.
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MarillionFan replied

4 March 2015, 09:04
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Best you keep quiet. I have a very nice mental picture now. I don't want you to ruin it.

Hogtied in the basement is not a great mental picture.
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BrilloPad replied

4 March 2015, 08:38
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

That'd be telling.

Best you keep quiet. I have a very nice mental picture now. I don't want you to ruin it.
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mudskipper replied

4 March 2015, 08:34
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

How do you know?

That'd be telling.
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MarillionFan replied

4 March 2015, 08:32
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

And:

MaryPoppins "woof"

Ftfy
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BrilloPad replied

4 March 2015, 08:29
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

And:

MaryPoppins "oof"

How do you know?
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BrilloPad replied

4 March 2015, 08:27
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Wrong hole again?

A UK businessman visits Japan. The night before his big meeting he visits a pro. As he is on the job she keeps screaming "pusharda". He assumes its a compliment so keeps going.

The following day he is on the golf course with the Japanese business man. Who gets a whole in one. To complient him the UK business man shouts "pusharda".

The Japanese businessman says "what do you mean wrong hole?".
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mudskipper replied

4 March 2015, 08:26
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Recent research has shown women have 4 types of orgasm :-

Positive "oh yes oh yes oh yes"
Negative "oh no oh no oh no"
Religious "oh god oh god oh god"
Fake "oh MF oh MF oh MF"

Have you tried using your elbows?

And:

MaryPoppins "oof"
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MarillionFan replied

4 March 2015, 08:22
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Wrong hole again?

One slip and you're in the tulip
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darmstadt replied

4 March 2015, 08:21
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

If you're only making them moan you're doing it wrong. I make them scream.

Wrong hole again?
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BrilloPad replied

4 March 2015, 08:16
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

If you're only making them moan you're doing it wrong. I make them scream.

Recent research has shown women have 4 types of orgasm :-

Positive "oh yes oh yes oh yes"
Negative "oh no oh no oh no"
Religious "oh god oh god oh god"
Fake "oh MF oh MF oh MF"

Have you tried using your elbows?
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