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Previously on "Ignorance Amnesty"
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I once got a letter from the local health board, informing me that I only had three months to live.
In my ignorance, I didn't realise that the letter was, in fact, for my four year old son who has the same name as me.
Imagine my relief when I realised.
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostAnd there's loads of towns called Ausfahrt with streets called Einbahnstrasse
Pathetic lol!
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Originally posted by stek View PostWhen I was in Germany I kept wondering why such a lot of S-bahn trains went to this mysterious place called 'Kurzzug'.
Eventually asked the Mrs who was working there why don't we go and visit this place since a lot of trains go there only to be told it's German for 'Short Train'....
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When I was in Germany I kept wondering why such a lot of S-bahn trains went to this mysterious place called 'Kurzzug'.
Eventually asked the Mrs who was working there why don't we go and visit this place since a lot of trains go there only to be told it's German for 'Short Train'....
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When I first heard someone mention Keeping up with the Kardashians, I thought they said Keeping up with the Cardassians and someone had made a DS9 sitcom
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIf MF is the iceberg, then yep.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Postand very nearly the states
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostFunny you should say that Suity. Only today I spotted this from some bird on LinkedIn:
MF in drag, or there really is a market for your brand of tulip?
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostYep, and I thank you for that. It's been freebies for the last couple of years.
It got even better when her teeth fell out.
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostShe said she did it for YOU for fifteen cause it never took too long. Anyway, doesn't matter. She's in the basement of the huddy flat wrapped in an old carpet
It got even better when her teeth fell out.
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