Reply to: Ignorance Amnesty

[d000hg]

- I thought making this thread would be a source of light relief

[TestMangler]

I once got a letter from the local health board, informing me that I only had three months to live.

In my ignorance, I didn't realise that the letter was, in fact, for my four year old son who has the same name as me.

Imagine my relief when I realised.

[darmstadt]

[stek]

And there's loads of towns called Ausfahrt with streets called Einbahnstrasse

Is it Einfahrt for one-way street? 53 years old and sign with a word in a foreign language that looks a little bit like fart and I'm cracking up...

Pathetic lol!

[darmstadt]

When I was in Germany I kept wondering why such a lot of S-bahn trains went to this mysterious place called 'Kurzzug'.

Eventually asked the Mrs who was working there why don't we go and visit this place since a lot of trains go there only to be told it's German for 'Short Train'....

And there's loads of towns called Ausfahrt with streets called Einbahnstrasse

[stek]

When I was in Germany I kept wondering why such a lot of S-bahn trains went to this mysterious place called 'Kurzzug'.

Eventually asked the Mrs who was working there why don't we go and visit this place since a lot of trains go there only to be told it's German for 'Short Train'....

[MicrosoftBob]

When I first heard someone mention Keeping up with the Kardashians, I thought they said Keeping up with the Cardassians and someone had made a DS9 sitcom

[stek]

She said she did it for YOU for fifteen cause it never took too long. Anyway, doesn't matter. She's in the basement of the huddy flat wrapped in an old carpet

Was it one of the Rytka twins?

[suityou01]

Life is the iceberg. MF is captain smith in this analogy. You're the doomed vessel full of hopes and dreams that will never be fulfilled.

But what a vessel eh?

[barrydidit]

If MF is the iceberg, then yep.

Life is the iceberg. MF is captain smith in this analogy. You're the doomed vessel full of hopes and dreams that will never be fulfilled.

[suityou01]

Something else you've got in common with the Titanic then?

If MF is the iceberg, then yep.

[barrydidit]

and very nearly the states

Something else you've got in common with the Titanic then?

[suityou01]

Funny you should say that Suity. Only today I spotted this from some bird on LinkedIn:



MF in drag, or there really is a market for your brand of tulip?

Oh my tulips definitely marketable. I'm in demand as far as Germany and very nearly the states if MF hadn't fecked things up.

[TestMangler]

Yep, and I thank you for that. It's been freebies for the last couple of years.

It got even better when her teeth fell out.

And I bet she still smells better than that tart that lived next door

[barrydidit]

She said she did it for YOU for fifteen cause it never took too long. Anyway, doesn't matter. She's in the basement of the huddy flat wrapped in an old carpet

Yep, and I thank you for that. It's been freebies for the last couple of years.

It got even better when her teeth fell out.