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original PM replied

25 February 2015, 19:48
Ffs get a room ( .) (. )
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FatLazyContractor replied

25 February 2015, 19:46
Here's a link for Suity -> Link

HTH
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FatLazyContractor replied

25 February 2015, 19:45
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

FTFY

And I just went for a dump .
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suityou01 replied

25 February 2015, 19:44
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

By the way, he just put the kids to bed. I am a

FTFY
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FatLazyContractor replied

25 February 2015, 19:36
By the way, he just flounced again. Hopeless
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TheFaQQer replied

25 February 2015, 14:59
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I do hope he has been sensible enough to have no children?

Failing that, try this:
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FatLazyContractor replied

25 February 2015, 14:51
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Obviously talking about yourself here.

Sounds like you better start looking for other jobs pronto.

Ok, thanks for your expert advice. When was the last time you .... never mind!
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FatLazyContractor replied

25 February 2015, 14:50
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Does he have any talents atall?

For instance - is he any good at flouncing?

I do hope he has been sensible enough to have no children?

Yes, he flounces once in a while.

Children - Well, he has a milkman.
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BrilloPad replied

25 February 2015, 14:46
Does he have any talents atall?

For instance - is he any good at flouncing?

I do hope he has been sensible enough to have no children?
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scooterscot replied

25 February 2015, 14:38
Obviously talking about yourself here.

Sounds like you better start looking for other jobs pronto.
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suityou01 replied

25 February 2015, 13:46
Originally posted by eek View Post

Its hardly surprising when your biggest achievement most days is getting through it with only 1 pair of underpants...

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng. Failed today.
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eek replied

25 February 2015, 13:36
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

The problem with listing out my successes is I have to keep this to under 2 pages.

Its hardly surprising when your biggest achievement most days is getting through it with only 1 pair of underpants...
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suityou01 replied

25 February 2015, 13:33
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

You what?!

Does it include the help he tends to beg for Oracle installations?!

The problem with listing out my successes is I have to keep this to under 2 pages.
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FatLazyContractor replied

25 February 2015, 13:33
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Well it was updated last on Monday. And so was the site. Still a way to go on the site bit it's getting there.

Can you please stop spamming my thread meant for my friend?

If you have any personal issues, go see your GP. Don't piss on my parade.

Thanks,
FLC

PS - HTH
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FatLazyContractor replied

25 February 2015, 13:32
Originally posted by eek View Post

I suggested merging the table of skills into a few paragraphs e.g. C# (8 years), .net (8 years), asp.net (8 years) and adding some description of the successes he achieved in each role to make his CV look interesting..

You what?!

Does it include the help he tends to beg for Oracle installations?!
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