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Previously on "I would fly 500 miles"

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I was sick once. Thumping headache, sore throat,shaking hands and felt like throwing up. Luckily I had had twelve pints the night before so I'd had a good nights sleep.

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  • TykeMerc
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    Wilmslooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww.........

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Somebody need a hug?
    Stay away from me

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Taking into consideration the number of flu strains that get to Europe each year the number of times you claim to have the flu is absolute horsetulip.

    If I was a passenger on that plane I would be more concerned about sitting next to an emotionally unstable hypochondriac with an ability to talk crap for hours on end.

    Somebody need a hug?

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  • minestrone
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    Taking into consideration the number of flu strains that get to Europe each year the number of times you claim to have the flu is absolute horsetulip.

    If I was a passenger on that plane I would be more concerned about sitting next to an emotionally unstable hypochondriac with an ability to talk crap for hours on end.

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  • TykeMerc
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    Wilmslooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww.........

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    The only proof we have that he is potty-trained is his own claim to be potty-trained.

    MF pointed out (when he last time to service Mrs SY) that there was a very large cot in the house but that could just be for some of the specialist services Mrs SY provides to try and earn some money....
    Such hatred towards a jobseeker

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Isn't he Potty-trained?
    The only proof we have that he is potty-trained is his own claim to be potty-trained.

    MF pointed out (when he last time to service Mrs SY) that there was a very large cot in the house but that could just be for some of the specialist services Mrs SY provides to try and earn some money....

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    FTFY
    Originally posted by MP
    With a cold, which I'm calling flu because I'm a bedwetting hypochondriac. To be at work.

    #cutouttobeacontractor

    Carry on bedwetters.
    Isn't he Potty-trained?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    With a cold, which I'm calling flu because I'm a bedwetting hypochondriac. To be at work.

    #cutouttobeacontractor

    Carry on bedwetters.
    FTFY

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    With flu. To be at work.

    #cutouttobeacontractor

    Carry on bedwetters.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    @SuitySicknote.

    Waiting for the next thread at 12.30.

    'Had to go back to hotel. Now in bed with flu and a lemsip'
    GMT or CET?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    @SuitySicknote.

    Waiting for the next thread at 12.30.

    'Had to go back to hotel. Now in bed with flu and a lemsip'
    I'll take that bet.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    With flu. To be at work.

    #cutouttobeacontractor

    Carry on bedwetters.
    @SuitySicknote.

    Waiting for the next thread at 12.30.

    'Had to go back to hotel. Now in bed with flu and a lemsip'

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Maybe in the future you should just read your book.

    You seem to be swapping far too many bodily fluids for a city hopper flight.
    I'm just "friendly"

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