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I was sick once. Thumping headache, sore throat,shaking hands and felt like throwing up. Luckily I had had twelve pints the night before so I'd had a good nights sleep.
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostTaking into consideration the number of flu strains that get to Europe each year the number of times you claim to have the flu is absolute horsetulip.
If I was a passenger on that plane I would be more concerned about sitting next to an emotionally unstable hypochondriac with an ability to talk crap for hours on end.
Somebody need a hug?
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Taking into consideration the number of flu strains that get to Europe each year the number of times you claim to have the flu is absolute horsetulip.
If I was a passenger on that plane I would be more concerned about sitting next to an emotionally unstable hypochondriac with an ability to talk crap for hours on end.
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Such hatred towards a jobseekerOriginally posted by eek View PostThe only proof we have that he is potty-trained is his own claim to be potty-trained.
MF pointed out (when he last time to service Mrs SY) that there was a very large cot in the house but that could just be for some of the specialist services Mrs SY provides to try and earn some money....
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The only proof we have that he is potty-trained is his own claim to be potty-trained.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostIsn't he Potty-trained?
MF pointed out (when he last time to service Mrs SY) that there was a very large cot in the house but that could just be for some of the specialist services Mrs SY provides to try and earn some money....
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFTFYIsn't he Potty-trained?Originally posted by MPWith a cold, which I'm calling flu because I'm a bedwetting hypochondriac. To be at work.
#cutouttobeacontractor
Carry on bedwetters.
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FTFYOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostWith a cold, which I'm calling flu because I'm a bedwetting hypochondriac. To be at work.
#cutouttobeacontractor
Carry on bedwetters.
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@SuitySicknote.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWith flu. To be at work.
#cutouttobeacontractor
Carry on bedwetters.
Waiting for the next thread at 12.30.
'Had to go back to hotel. Now in bed with flu and a lemsip'
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