Not the best proposal

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TheFaQQer replied

2 February 2015, 09:32
Originally posted by DannyF1966 View Post

Reminds me of Stephen Fry on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.

During the Uxbridge English Dictionary round he defined "countryside" as "the killing of Piers Morgan"

He also defined "lip sync" as a "ladies intimate washbasin. As used by Piers Morgan".
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vetran replied

30 January 2015, 15:56
Originally posted by DannyF1966 View Post

Reminds me of Stephen Fry on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.

During the Uxbridge English Dictionary round he defined "countryside" as "the killing of Piers Morgan"

missed that, he is a clever bugger!
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FatLazyContractor replied

30 January 2015, 15:22
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

It translates as Ilene Dover
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EternalOptimist replied

30 January 2015, 15:21
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Name sounds Russian to me.

Putin ordered the murder.

It translates as Ilene Dover
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DannyF1966 replied

30 January 2015, 15:14
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I suspect fiancicide

Reminds me of Stephen Fry on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.

During the Uxbridge English Dictionary round he defined "countryside" as "the killing of Piers Morgan"
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FatLazyContractor replied

30 January 2015, 15:07
Name sounds Russian to me.

Putin ordered the murder.
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EternalOptimist replied

30 January 2015, 15:02
Someone get Columbo in quick.

I suspect fiancicide
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GlenW replied

30 January 2015, 10:34
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

It's very tragic. But just a little bit funny too.

No it isn't!

It's very tragic and very funny. The lucky sod, he dodged one there.
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TestMangler replied

30 January 2015, 09:19
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

It's very tragic. But just a little bit funny too.

And it saved the poor bloke an expensive and messy divorce at some point in the future
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mudskipper replied

30 January 2015, 09:09
It's very tragic. But just a little bit funny too.
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FatLazyContractor replied

29 January 2015, 22:34
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Girlfriend falls to her death after jumping up in excitement when boyfriend proposed on top of cliff | Metro News

Poor sods.

Waiting for AtW's conspiracy theory.
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vetran started a topic Not the best proposal

29 January 2015, 22:32
Not the best proposal

Girlfriend falls to her death after jumping up in excitement when boyfriend proposed on top of cliff | Metro News

A woman whose boyfriend proposed to her on top of a cliff died after she jumped in excitement and fell over the edge.

Dimitrina Dimitrova’s boyfriend had walked her to a beauty spot in Ibiza famed for its sunset views to ask for her hand in marriage.

But local police say the woman lost her balance when jumping up and down during the marriage proposal and tumbled off the side.

Poor sods.
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