CUK Agent Numpty Award

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tractor replied

22 January 2015, 16:22
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Originally posted by stek View Post

FTFY!

Sorry, I got mixed up with the wall ducks : Still just goes to show how the memory goes now I haven't had to sit there and suffer that junk for a few decades.
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stek replied

22 January 2015, 16:20
Originally posted by tractor View Post

I just had a linked in mail from an agent with a degree in murial and stained glass design. She wanted to offer me a £35k permanent role.

Funny, perhaps she went to the same place for her education as Hilda Ogden.

FTFY!
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tractor replied

22 January 2015, 16:19
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I just had a linked in mail from an agent with a degree in murial and stained glass design. She wanted to offer me a £35k permanent role.

Funny, perhaps she went to the same place for her education as Vera Duckworth.
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TheFaQQer replied

22 January 2015, 16:12
Originally posted by zeitghost

I saw from my spam this very morn, that R*ch*rd J*yce from Hoaxley/Regressive/whateverS3 has sent me yet another vacancy for a mech eng cad job.

This time in Aberdare.

If your moron didn't know his arse from a hole in the ground, I really dunno what's up with dear old R*ch*rd.

Isn't that in Kenya?
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vetran replied

22 January 2015, 15:30
Originally posted by MyUserName View Post

You should have pretended to be confused and then said "Oh, you mean UN9?"

subtle!
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MyUserName replied

22 January 2015, 13:29
You should have pretended to be confused and then said "Oh, you mean UN9?"
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DodgyAgent replied

22 January 2015, 12:59
Originally posted by stek View Post

I see you work with Unix, what's that?

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Some leftie twat that posts drivel on CUK
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jjdarg replied

22 January 2015, 12:12
Originally posted by DannyF1966 View Post

I wonder if they're being sponsored by the government to take loads of clueless kids off the street and "employ" them until polling day in order to keep the unemployment figures down?

No, that's what uni's for...Plus they get to pay for the privilege.
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DannyF1966 replied

22 January 2015, 12:00
I wonder if they're being sponsored by the government to take loads of clueless kids off the street and "employ" them until polling day in order to keep the unemployment figures down?
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MicrosoftBob replied

22 January 2015, 11:53
You should have told them it's propriety software to stop identity theft, hence the name Unix

Unix things, we stop them...
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stek started a topic CUK Agent Numpty Award

22 January 2015, 11:25
CUK Agent Numpty Award

Has to be the one that just called me from Computer People.

Him: I see you work with Unix, what's that?

Me (bit taken aback at the sheer stupidity of this person): Err, it's an operating system, developed in the 1970's and still used extensively in the Enterprise...

Him: If it's so old then why do people still use it?

Jesus H. Christ.....

Then followed a pathetic fishing exercise easily fenced off.....
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