Originally posted by stek
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Previously on "CUK Agent Numpty Award"
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I just had a linked in mail from an agent with a degree in murial and stained glass design. She wanted to offer me a £35k permanent role.
Funny, perhaps she went to the same place for her education as Vera Duckworth.
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Originally posted by zeitghostI saw from my spam this very morn, that R*ch*rd J*yce from Hoaxley/Regressive/whateverS3 has sent me yet another vacancy for a mech eng cad job.
This time in Aberdare.
If your moron didn't know his arse from a hole in the ground, I really dunno what's up with dear old R*ch*rd.
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You should have pretended to be confused and then said "Oh, you mean UN9?"
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Originally posted by stek View PostI see you work with Unix, what's that?
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Originally posted by DannyF1966 View PostI wonder if they're being sponsored by the government to take loads of clueless kids off the street and "employ" them until polling day in order to keep the unemployment figures down?
No, that's what uni's for...Plus they get to pay for the privilege.
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I wonder if they're being sponsored by the government to take loads of clueless kids off the street and "employ" them until polling day in order to keep the unemployment figures down?
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You should have told them it's propriety software to stop identity theft, hence the name Unix
Unix things, we stop them...
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CUK Agent Numpty Award
Has to be the one that just called me from Computer People.
Him: I see you work with Unix, what's that?
Me (bit taken aback at the sheer stupidity of this person): Err, it's an operating system, developed in the 1970's and still used extensively in the Enterprise...
Him: If it's so old then why do people still use it?
Jesus H. Christ.....
Then followed a pathetic fishing exercise easily fenced off.....Tags: None
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