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They're softy southerners pretending to be Geordie lasses, real ones would be wearing bikinis in sultry weather like that. So says the Geordie who refused to go outside all weekend as our house was surrounded by snowdrifts.
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It's horrid here. It's raining so the ground just looks wet, but underneath is a thin layer of ice which is totally invisible, and super-lubricated by the water on top.
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Well as my post suggests I was looking more at the funbags than the headgear :-P
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I'll have the one in the sailor outfit.
The tattoo on her nork is dead classy ;-)
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I see. Thought you were abusing us lot here. Do these women from Newcastle look appropriately dressed to your southern eyes?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWell in Clipheads case, wearing plimsoles out when it's icy.

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Suity - Define that.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWell if you will live in the grim North and venture out improperly attired...
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The low tonight here is forecast -2 and tomorrow -2.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostPissed off.
Winter bites back, fell on the ice yesterday just outside the house and broke a rib. Can't drive so taxi's to work but maybe not tomorrow with the sub Zero temps forecast possibly as low as -15.
Carry on
But it will be cold on top of some Scottish mountain I'm sure....
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