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Previously on "Wigan Man has Sex with Postbox...."

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  • d000hg
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    These jokes are pretty 2nd class.

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  • tarbera
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    perhaps shagging a chinese restraunt was too much for him. But what a way to go....
    Indeed - heart attack

    Every time he shagged it he wanted to shag it again 15mins later

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by the metro
    Man who had sex with a postbox is found dead behind a Chinese restaurant
    perhaps shagging a chinese restraunt was too much for him. But what a way to go....

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    A sad end.
    Happy ending for the postbox though

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  • mudskipper
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    Man who had sex with a postbox is found dead | Metro News

    A sad end.

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  • barrydidit
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    That doesn't look very robust.

    Here is the one outside the manchester arndale, just after the IRA's architectural committee decided on some remodelling



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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    You think its got something to do with guns?
    No, it's ze looks -

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    This would never happen in America...
    You think its got something to do with guns?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    I've shagged some women who were uglier than a postbox. Saying that, I'm a bit of a minger myself.
    but you are a first class minger.

    that postbox took second class as well

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  • GlenW
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    I've shagged some women who were uglier than a postbox. Saying that, I'm a bit of a minger myself.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    that fckrs 15 years younger than me, but he looks ten years older.
    not the dog, the bloke.


    It's a testament of what hard drinking can do to the body.
    Drink like me and you will always look like you're 15 years younger

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Despite the physical resemblance, I don't think it's him. He's not from Wigan.
    Even so, i repeat; if I were that dog I would bite him then run like ****.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Despite the physical resemblance, I don't think it's him. He's not from Wigan.
    The postbox was from Wigan...

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    He doesn't look like the type to have missed out on the shares due to that 10k limit on investment they imposed. So that's one possible excuse discounted.

    If I were that dog I would bite him then run like ****.
    Despite the physical resemblance, I don't think it's him. He's not from Wigan.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Just read the story to big sis - she says "I went to school with a Paul Bennett".

    She then looks him up on facebook - reckon it's the same guy

    https://www.facebook.com/paul.bennett.9
    He doesn't look like the type to have missed out on the shares due to that 10k limit on investment they imposed. So that's one possible excuse discounted.

    If I were that dog I would bite him then run like ****.

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