Reply to: Long term contractors - Parking

[stek]

Wow, I thought there would be a few educated individuals who'd be able to give an informed reply, not an opinion. My mistake.

I'm off to the boardroom for a wank.

Could you do me too and cup my balls at the same time?

[mudskipper]

Wow, I thought there would be a few educated individuals who'd be able to give an informed reply, not an opinion. My mistake.

I'm off to the boardroom for a wank.

There are plenty of educated individuals who are able to give an informed reply.

Do you like films about gladiators?

[Archangel]

I was called out a few years ago while working at a building society, around 1am. I parked (a Porsche) in the chief execs parking spot and started work trying to fix a mega fault which meant that, if not fixed, the next day they would not be able to do any mortgage approvals. Anyway, around 9am a security guard found me and said "move your car", I replied "go and ask the CEO if he wants his parking space or his system fixing", 5 mins later he came back and said





































"Move your car"

[tractor]

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Jeesh get one award and you think you are the serious forum king.

Leave him, 'tis his mantle for the year, lest you wish to go the way of all Joffrey's enemies...

[tractor]

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If you're going to ask a question in a forum labelled "All hope abandon ye who enter here. Seriously." then you get what you deserve.

Ask a serious question in a serious forum, and you'll get serious responses.

Unless his post smells of dirty sockie

[woohoo]

If you're going to ask a question in a forum labelled "All hope abandon ye who enter here. Seriously." then you get what you deserve.

Ask a serious question in a serious forum, and you'll get serious responses.

Jeesh get one award and you think you are the serious forum king.

[vwdan]

If you're going to ask a question in a forum labelled "All hope abandon ye who enter here. Seriously." then you get what you deserve.

Ask a serious question in a serious forum, and you'll get serious responses.

Though he's still not gonna like it!

[TheFaQQer]

Wow, I thought there would be a few educated individuals who'd be able to give an informed reply, not an opinion. My mistake.

I'm off to the boardroom for a wank.

If you're going to ask a question in a forum labelled "All hope abandon ye who enter here. Seriously." then you get what you deserve.

Ask a serious question in a serious forum, and you'll get serious responses.

[MaryPoppins]

Quick question to people in the know.....

There's a policy here where contractors are not permitted to park in the staff carpark.
Pretty common. You're not staff.


I've worked here now for 5 years, so would consider myself a long term contractor.
We'd consider you a permie in disguise. Or a sockie.

I remember some time ago there was a change which gave long term contractors the same rights as members of staff?
Do you?

Would this change apply to the 'no parking rule' enforced here?
No.

Hope this helps.

[Platty32]

Wow, I thought there would be a few educated individuals who'd be able to give an informed reply, not an opinion. My mistake.

I'm off to the boardroom for a wank.

[tractor]

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If his current client (employer) does not have showers can he request a wank booth be provided? Or at least buy one and claim it back as expenses?

Just date a permie and car share.

[psychocandy]

FFS. If client says employees can park but not non-employees like contractors then thats it.
Quite common to be honest and just tough tulipe.

[BolshieBastard]

Quick question to people in the know.....


There's a policy here where contractors are not permitted to park in the staff carpark. I've worked here now for 5 years, so would consider myself a long term contractor. I remember some time ago there was a change which gave long term contractors the same rights as members of staff?

Would this change apply to the 'no parking rule' enforced here?

Amazing.

[TheFaQQer]

In this scenario I just crack one off at my desk. They soon get the message and install suitable facilities. In fact, after 5 years i'd be looking for conjugal visits to be accommodated.

[Paddy]

pffftt... been contracting at the same place for 5 years and still doing your own wanking????

Are you sure you're cut out etc....

I did try outsourcing it once but the Bob was complaining of cramp while under the desk.