Buying a hoist in 2015

[mudskipper]

I'm getting old ... I just had a vision of me tucked up in bed reading my book watching my misses swinging about in the bedroom with me glancing over the top of my readers.

Who goes in for that sort of stuff?

I suspect it's divorcees.

[Jubber]

I'm getting old ... I just had a vision of me tucked up in bed reading my book watching my misses swinging about in the bedroom with me glancing over the top of my readers.

Who goes in for that sort of stuff?

[mudskipper]

And a google turns up this thread. In the old days, we used to have threads that actually raised a chuckle.

Has Mich and his thighs abandoned us?

[mudskipper]

Sounds like you've had this discussion before...

I think I have. I believe it was on CUK...

[AtW]

Arghhhhhhhhhh...... Pass the brain bleach please, oh and add some not safe for viewing by anyone flags!

Who would you blame for starting all this immature tulip???

[vwdan]

I think that's a swing, not a hoist. Not sure the ceilings in your average 3 bed semi are of sufficiently robust construction. You'd have to have it in the garage, and the smell of diesel might be a bit of a turn off.

Sounds like you've had this discussion before...

[TykeMerc]

Arghhhhhhhhhh...... Pass the brain bleach please, oh and add some not safe for viewing by anyone flags!

Yuck.

[barrydidit]

That's definitely not Andy W's mum.

She does it in the playground - those anne summers swings aren't really built for the load.

[mudskipper]

I think that's a swing, not a hoist. Not sure the ceilings in your average 3 bed semi are of sufficiently robust construction. You'd have to have it in the garage, and the smell of diesel might be a bit of a turn off.

[SantaClaus]

Could be tempted.

That's definitely not Andy W's mum.

[barrydidit]

Could be tempted.

[mudskipper]

Will you be buying a hoist in 2015?