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Previously on "So that's why the metal detector went off"

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  • Doggy Styles
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    "Seven inches long," Lang told Betty.

    "Oh, my God," Betty said.
    Journo having a bit of fun I think.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Reading this gave me a great idea. I've just done a bit of home surgery and stuck a track rod arm from my old Ford Courier van into my *. Sure it will stop hurting soon and it's much cheaper than Viagra.
    With the bushings or without?...?

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  • xoggoth
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    Reading this gave me a great idea. I've just done a bit of home surgery and stuck a track rod arm from my old Ford Courier van into my *. Sure it will stop hurting soon and it's much cheaper than Viagra.

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Good grief (good find too).

    Not exactly a small object and since he was a young man at the time of the original wreck you would have thought it would have been visible. Astonishing there wasn't a massive infection at the time too.

    Hell of a story though, should get him a few beers in his local

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic So that's why the metal detector went off

    So that's why the metal detector went off

    I've had a funny turn in my arm.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/...h-car-arm.html

    This relates to a gentleman who found out that a pain in his arm was caused by a 7 inch long car part from an accident he'd had 51 years previously.
    Last edited by zeitghost; 7 June 2017, 14:31.

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