Pay outs for plumps

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SueEllen replied

22 December 2014, 12:15
Originally posted by original PM View Post

So it seems if I eat myself into disability and am unable to do my job it is up to someone else to pay me

what a fookin joke

fookin wobbly fookers

You can drink yourself or inject yourself instead. (I think that would be more fun.)

The addictions aren't themselves a disability but the associated illnesses caused by the addictions are.
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original PM replied

22 December 2014, 11:32
So it seems if I eat myself into disability and am unable to do my job it is up to someone else to pay me

what a fookin joke

fookin wobbly fookers
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ZARDOZ replied

22 December 2014, 11:32
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Will they now be eligible for DLA?

Many already are, for the related illness like diabetes, heart conditions, cancer etc. etc.
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darmstadt replied

22 December 2014, 11:28
Not just the EU I see: 21-stone sacked man wins landmark case after judge rules obesity is disability | Daily Mail Online
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BrilloPad replied

18 December 2014, 11:58
Will they now be eligible for DLA?
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Eirikur replied

18 December 2014, 11:56
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Does this mean fatties will be allowed into the Paralympics? Pie eating contests and 10 metre waddle races would certainly make it more entertaining.

The pole vault contest would probably draw the largest tv audience ever.

For synchronized diving they would have to refill the pool after each jump
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d000hg replied

18 December 2014, 11:45
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Does this mean fatties will be allowed into the Paralympics? Pie eating contests and 10 metre waddle races would certainly make it more entertaining.

Maybe they already are, but are useless or risk dying.
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VectraMan replied

18 December 2014, 11:41
Does this mean fatties will be allowed into the Paralympics? Pie eating contests and 10 metre waddle races would certainly make it more entertaining.
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Eirikur replied

18 December 2014, 11:38
I'm tall (6'6") and therefore always claim a disability seat in the train as there's more legroom. (I do stand up if a genuine disabled person needs a seat)
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d000hg replied

18 December 2014, 10:34
Self-inflicted disabilities are still disabilities. Until the NHS can borrow HMRC's time machine. The point is, you are disabled now.
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SimonMac replied

18 December 2014, 10:32
Was gonna put this under "MF can now get a Blue Badge for Parking" but your headline is better
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FatLazyContractor replied

18 December 2014, 10:31
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Ruprect started a topic Pay outs for plumps

18 December 2014, 10:15
Pay outs for plumps

Have we done this yet?

BBC News - Obesity 'is a disability' - EU courts rule

Bloody EU, bleeding heart liberals, political correctness gone mad etc
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