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Previously on "Pay outs for plumps"

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    So it seems if I eat myself into disability and am unable to do my job it is up to someone else to pay me

    what a fookin joke

    fookin wobbly fookers
    You can drink yourself or inject yourself instead. (I think that would be more fun.)

    The addictions aren't themselves a disability but the associated illnesses caused by the addictions are.

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  • original PM
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    So it seems if I eat myself into disability and am unable to do my job it is up to someone else to pay me

    what a fookin joke

    fookin wobbly fookers

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  • ZARDOZ
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Will they now be eligible for DLA?
    Many already are, for the related illness like diabetes, heart conditions, cancer etc. etc.

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  • darmstadt
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    Not just the EU I see: 21-stone sacked man wins landmark case after judge rules obesity is disability | Daily Mail Online

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  • BrilloPad
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    Will they now be eligible for DLA?

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  • Eirikur
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    Does this mean fatties will be allowed into the Paralympics? Pie eating contests and 10 metre waddle races would certainly make it more entertaining.
    The pole vault contest would probably draw the largest tv audience ever.

    For synchronized diving they would have to refill the pool after each jump

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    Does this mean fatties will be allowed into the Paralympics? Pie eating contests and 10 metre waddle races would certainly make it more entertaining.
    Maybe they already are, but are useless or risk dying.

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  • VectraMan
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    Does this mean fatties will be allowed into the Paralympics? Pie eating contests and 10 metre waddle races would certainly make it more entertaining.

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  • Eirikur
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    I'm tall (6'6") and therefore always claim a disability seat in the train as there's more legroom. (I do stand up if a genuine disabled person needs a seat)

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  • d000hg
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    Self-inflicted disabilities are still disabilities. Until the NHS can borrow HMRC's time machine. The point is, you are disabled now.

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  • SimonMac
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    Was gonna put this under "MF can now get a Blue Badge for Parking" but your headline is better

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  • FatLazyContractor
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  • Ruprect
    started a topic Pay outs for plumps

    Pay outs for plumps

    Have we done this yet?

    BBC News - Obesity 'is a disability' - EU courts rule

    Bloody EU, bleeding heart liberals, political correctness gone mad etc

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