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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    They get asked questions like this linky

    Far easier to send them to Heaven and see what they get up to....

    Now we have the questions I think it will make a great plan B. Sell kits on how to claim asylum. in the UK.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Anything for an asylum ...
    Don't think there is a club called that.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    They would have to change their religion for that....
    Anything for an asylum ...

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    A certain number of virgins if they declare their orientation as straight ?
    They would have to change their religion for that....

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    They get asked questions like this linky

    Far easier to send them to Heaven and see what they get up to....
    A certain number of virgins if they declare their orientation as straight ?

    Leave a comment:

  • SueEllen
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    They get asked questions like this linky

    Far easier to send them to Heaven and see what they get up to....

    Leave a comment:

  • vetran
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    You couldn't make this up
    we don't need to!

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    BBC News - EU court blocks gay asylum tests

    Just tell then you are gay and they will let you in.
    You couldn't make this up

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  • Paddy
    started a topic Hooray, more diversity and asylum seekers

    Hooray, more diversity and asylum seekers

    BBC News - EU court blocks gay asylum tests

    Just tell then you are gay and they will let you in.
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