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Originally posted by XenophonNail her, tape it, dump her.
HTH
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el duder's girlfriend: may not be work safe - posted in Test Please Delete threadLast edited by AtW; 13 September 2006, 23:17.
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Why can't I be in Sheffield? Why do I have to be in the only city in the UK without lotsa whores? Its not fair! Cheap though. Musta cost me a fortune when I was in Edinburgh.
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Originally posted by el duderi took her our to posh restaurants/dinner twice. 100 EUR meals..
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Originally posted by AtWI would recommend taking blind girlfriend in a wheel chair - this would ensure she is definately happy with your performance, will never cheat on you and would not spend a lot of money on show off clothes, earings etc.
No doubt most people would think the guys were desperate sleazebags (my thoughts precisely), but hey, the women seemed happy that someone finally gave them attention.
Moral of the story is...
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Originally posted by AtWIndeed - oracle is right, as usual.
I would recommend taking blind girlfriend in a wheel chair - this would ensure she is definately happy with your performance, will never cheat on you and would not spend a lot of money on show off clothes, earings etc.
saved a fortune on clothes, glasses and dancing lessons
the bitch shagged stephen hawking behind my back though
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Indeed - oracle is right, as usual.
I would recommend taking blind girlfriend in a wheel chair - this would ensure she is definately happy with your performance, will never cheat on you and would not spend a lot of money on show off clothes, earings etc.
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For crying out loud, haven't you learnt anything about contracting El Dud? Dump her asap and find some top notch professional totty with modest tastes in clothes, cars etc. You know she'll have some money in the bank and the potential to work on beyond having kids etc, so you can semi-retire at about 40. Who said romance is dead ?
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Originally posted by ChurchillYou can have a resonable night out/in with all of the crack whores in Sheffield for £5.
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You can have a resonable night out/in with all of the crack whores in Sheffield for £5.
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You can have a resonable night out/in with some of the crack whores in Sheffield for £5.
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Erm, 100 Euro meals...? jesus, here the wine alone usually costs 3-6 times that.... unless old Silvio is there to adjust the bill for regulars....
You are lucky to have someone who will pay for her own flight - and then put up with that sort of slumming
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Originally posted by AndywDon't waist your time on the selfish cow ! DUMP HER NOW !
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