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Mr Crosby replied

14 September 2006, 07:24
Originally posted by xoggoth

Why can't I be in Sheffield? Why do I have to be in the only city in the UK without lotsa whores? Its not fair! Cheap though. Musta cost me a fortune when I was in Edinburgh.

What city is that?
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wobbegong replied

14 September 2006, 07:21
Originally posted by Xenophon

Nail her, tape it, dump her.

HTH

Agreed. Plan ahead. If things are that one-sided now, just imagine what settlement split she'll be after in later years.
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AtW replied

13 September 2006, 23:14
el duder's girlfriend: may not be work safe - posted in Test Please Delete thread

Last edited by AtW; 13 September 2006, 23:17.
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xoggoth replied

13 September 2006, 22:38
Why can't I be in Sheffield? Why do I have to be in the only city in the UK without lotsa whores? Its not fair! Cheap though. Musta cost me a fortune when I was in Edinburgh.
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Emperor Dalek replied

13 September 2006, 20:34
Originally posted by el duder

i took her our to posh restaurants/dinner twice. 100 EUR meals..

Posh? At EUR 100 for two I seriously doubt that.
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Joe Black replied

13 September 2006, 19:50
Originally posted by AtW

I would recommend taking blind girlfriend in a wheel chair - this would ensure she is definately happy with your performance, will never cheat on you and would not spend a lot of money on show off clothes, earings etc.

Did anyone ever see a documentary some years ago (BBC/ITV?) showing men who set out to find girlfriends who are disabled in some way, i.e. no legs, no arms sort of thing.

No doubt most people would think the guys were desperate sleazebags (my thoughts precisely), but hey, the women seemed happy that someone finally gave them attention.

Moral of the story is...
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EternalOptimist replied

13 September 2006, 17:38
Originally posted by AtW

Indeed - oracle is right, as usual.

I would recommend taking blind girlfriend in a wheel chair - this would ensure she is definately happy with your performance, will never cheat on you and would not spend a lot of money on show off clothes, earings etc.

Indeed - Atw is right, as usual.

saved a fortune on clothes, glasses and dancing lessons
the bitch shagged stephen hawking behind my back though
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AtW replied

13 September 2006, 17:14
Indeed - oracle is right, as usual.

I would recommend taking blind girlfriend in a wheel chair - this would ensure she is definately happy with your performance, will never cheat on you and would not spend a lot of money on show off clothes, earings etc.
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oraclesmith replied

13 September 2006, 17:11
For crying out loud, haven't you learnt anything about contracting El Dud? Dump her asap and find some top notch professional totty with modest tastes in clothes, cars etc. You know she'll have some money in the bank and the potential to work on beyond having kids etc, so you can semi-retire at about 40. Who said romance is dead ?
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AtW replied

13 September 2006, 16:28
reasonable
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Mr Crosby replied

13 September 2006, 16:28
Originally posted by Churchill

You can have a resonable night out/in with all of the crack whores in Sheffield for £5.

I hope so, I'm spending 6 months up there starting November.
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Churchill replied

13 September 2006, 16:27
You can have a resonable night out/in with all of the crack whores in Sheffield for £5.
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Mr Crosby replied

13 September 2006, 16:22
You can have a resonable night out/in with some of the crack whores in Sheffield for £5.
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mcquiggd replied

13 September 2006, 16:15
Erm, 100 Euro meals...? jesus, here the wine alone usually costs 3-6 times that.... unless old Silvio is there to adjust the bill for regulars....

You are lucky to have someone who will pay for her own flight - and then put up with that sort of slumming
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Xenophon replied

13 September 2006, 15:55
Originally posted by Andyw

Don't waist your time on the selfish cow ! DUMP HER NOW !

waste*
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