Suity - where were you at 5am this morning?

[barrydidit]

I have a water tight alibi. I was in bed with man flu.

Likely story. If that matress is dry, you can save it for the judge.

[suityou01]

I have a water tight alibi. I was in bed with man flu.

[BrilloPad]

I have run his profile and the details of the possible crime through my almost infallible crime analysis app. He almost certainly did it.

Your app also said he was Jack the Ripper. But its good enough for the CUK general jury to find him guilty.

[xoggoth]

I have run his profile and the details of the possible crime through my almost infallible crime analysis app. He almost certainly did it.

[BrilloPad]

BBC News - Tottenham Hotspur stadium dispute firm damaged by fire

Be honest now - no snitches round here.