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Bacchus replied

14 November 2014, 06:22
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Apparently lefties and righties can be distinguished scientifically by a very simple test, show them something horrid and measure how they react:

How you react to disgusting photos can predict your political inclination | Metro News

Quality journal the Metro

I particularly like "A team at Virgina Tech Carilion Research Institute"... hmm, I wonder whether it's too late to become a researcher....
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xoggoth replied

13 November 2014, 22:44
Apparently lefties and righties can be distinguished scientifically by a very simple test, show them something horrid and measure how they react:

How you react to disgusting photos can predict your political inclination | Metro News
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suityou01 replied

13 November 2014, 22:29
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

We are talking evolution here. Call of the wild
red in tooth and claw
survival of the fittest

We dont want no namby pamby limp wristed poofy FRENCH tiger. We want a big fck-off toothy SIBERIAN or scouse tiger. a tiger who puts his paws in his pockets and his elbows on the table, a tiger with attitude

Best I got is a ginger lass from Bootle. Right attitude on her, grey hair dye stripes , claws, and whiskers. Any use?
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EternalOptimist replied

13 November 2014, 22:27
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Yep.

Also if you need, I can supply a French speaking tiger.

We are talking evolution here. Call of the wild
red in tooth and claw
survival of the fittest

We dont want no namby pamby limp wristed poofy FRENCH tiger. We want a big fck-off toothy SIBERIAN or scouse tiger. a tiger who puts his paws in his pockets and his elbows on the table, a tiger with attitude
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suityou01 replied

13 November 2014, 22:23
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

a log ?

Yep.

Also if you need, I can supply a French speaking tiger.
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EternalOptimist replied

13 November 2014, 22:22
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I know where you can get one cheap.

a log ?
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suityou01 replied

13 November 2014, 22:22
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I am going to get all the lefties and take them to a log. Then I will chain a load of jars to the log with narrow necks, labelled 'benefits' full of free goodies.
Then, when they get a fist full and cant get their greedy hands out of the jar,
just when they look puzzled

I will let a big fck-off stripey tiger loose.

they wont let go, i just know it

I know where you can get one cheap.
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EternalOptimist replied

13 November 2014, 22:20
Originally posted by ctdctd View Post

Ah, so a repealed banana is a ........ banana yes?

Same politicians, different day

I am going to get all the lefties and take them to a log. Then I will chain a load of jars to the log with narrow necks, labelled 'benefits' full of free goodies.
Then, when they get a fist full and cant get their greedy hands out of the jar,
just when they look puzzled

I will let a big fck-off stripey tiger loose.

they wont let go, i just know it
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ctdctd replied

13 November 2014, 22:15
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

obv. when us righties get in,

we will repeal the banana

Ah, so a repealed banana is a ........ banana yes?

Same politicians, different day
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EternalOptimist replied

13 November 2014, 22:11
Originally posted by ctdctd View Post

I like Bananas but I'm a Righty - how does that work?

obv. when us righties get in,

we will repeal the banana
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ctdctd replied

13 November 2014, 21:30
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Praying on high I see.

Sacrificial burning.
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suityou01 replied

13 November 2014, 21:23
Originally posted by ctdctd View Post

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Thank Luton I'm not called Luke

Praying on high I see.
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ctdctd replied

13 November 2014, 21:22
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Luke I am your father.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Thank Luton I'm not called Luke
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suityou01 replied

13 November 2014, 21:21
Originally posted by ctdctd View Post

Do you know me?

Luke I am your father.
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ctdctd replied

13 November 2014, 21:20
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

Do you know me?
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