One for the ladies - NSFW! - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

SimonMac replied

9 November 2014, 19:10
See there is no Mohammed dildo #EveryDayRacism
Leave a comment:
vetran started a topic One for the ladies - NSFW!

8 November 2014, 17:13
One for the ladies - NSFW!

Masturpieces© - Unique Limited Edition Adult Toys

Again NSFW

Rise!
By royal appointment, we give you the BUCKINGHAM PHALLUS, a higher class of dildo in the shape of Queen Elizabeth II. Her crown provides utterly priceless sensations and each piece is made from phthalate-free and latex-free silicone. Use only with non-silicone lubes and wash in warm water.

The BUCKINGHAM PHALLUS a limited edition erotic piece of art of 100 pieces. Each one is numbered and signed by creator Shed Simove.

• Queen Size

• Fantastic Willy But Don’t Use In A Harry

• Perfect For Use Every Knight

• Her Vagesty

Feels Fangtastic!
**** DRACULA is a lovingly created dildo in the shape of history’s most famous vampire, Count Dracula. His raised collar provides extra friction and each piece is made from phthalate-free and latex-free silicone. Use only with non-silicone lubes and wash in warm water.

**** DRACULA is a limited edition erotic piece of art of 100 pieces. Each one is numbered and signed by creator Shed Simove.

• A Bloody Good Dildo

• Bats Not Included (Or Needed)

• Definitely Doesn’t Suck

From £199
Tags: None