Homeless Moles

[EternalOptimist]

Moles are God's creatures. Sometimes I cook them whole with a clove of garlic shoved up their backside. They squeak a lot going in the saucepan but things soon settle down. They also yield awfully nice mole skin coats, which I give as presents to my Christian LadyFriends.

I used to go out with a bird who had a moleskin coat. Stank of garlic though! Said she got while singing in the sundayschool choir from a weirdo with a one inch kn0b.

[Jabberwocky]

Moles are God's creatures. Sometimes I cook them whole with a clove of garlic shoved up their backside. They squeak a lot going in the saucepan but things soon settle down. They also yield awfully nice mole skin coats, which I give as presents to my Christian LadyFriends.

[xoggoth]

Absolutely. Be nice to moles and all wildlife. The wife actually had the cheek to complain that the patio was swarming with wasps at the weekend just 'cos I leave little lids full of jam out for them. Doesn't everybody?

[DimPrawn]

Just because you want the perfect lawn does not give you the right to evict them.

HTH