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Previously on "Hurrah first load into CRM went spiffingly well so far."
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I dub thee "Suity the 2nd"!Originally posted by vetran View Postthanks for all your kind words.
This morning from the 'Data Consultant' I received the following:
I'm not quite sure why Siebel is throwing this error
its going to be a long day...
Finished with Siebel 'cause it couldn't help me with my mind
people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify
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thanks for all your kind words.
This morning from the 'Data Consultant' I received the following:
I'm not quite sure why Siebel is throwing this error
its going to be a long day...
Finished with Siebel 'cause it couldn't help me with my mind
people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify
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Yep, well done that man (vetran, that is). I did one a few years ago of 180TB of data: analysis, setup new hardware, write all the programs and do all the work by myself (I was told that no help would be forthcoming from the permies) and completed in just over 6 months (and this was just a part time project) and it was the tuliptiest project I think I've ever done.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostData migrations are often not much fun. I have plenty of war stories.
You can feel rightly proud.
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Clearly, you are not.Originally posted by vetran View PostBeer needed I'm a Diety on Data.
Only one warning and that was on someone else's data.
Our offshore resource accuses you of dodgy data even if its not... gotta love it.
Gone from 'Iron Man' this morning to 'Money for nothing' this pm.
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Data migrations are often not much fun. I have plenty of war stories.
You can feel rightly proud.
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because it took 4 months to get this far with all the 'touchbase' calls etc! The templates change daily and links are redefined daily. Not so much hitting a moving target more of a ghost on a supersonic bike.Originally posted by BolshieBastard View PostAnd this is worth posting about because?
I had a tulip 30 minutes ago, didnt half stink the gaff out.
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Is learning to spell your next challenge?Originally posted by vetran View PostBeer needed I'm a Diety on Data.
Only one warning and that was on someone else's data.
Our offshore resource accuses you of dodgy data even if its not... gotta love it.
Gone from 'Iron Man' this morning to 'Money for nothing' this pm.
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And this is worth posting about because?Originally posted by vetran View PostBeer needed I'm a Diety on Data.
Only one warning and that was on someone else's data.
Our offshore resource accuses you of dodgy data even if its not... gotta love it.
Gone from 'Iron Man' this morning to 'Money for nothing' this pm.
I had a tulip 30 minutes ago, didnt half stink the gaff out.
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Hurrah first load into CRM went spiffingly well so far.
Beer needed I'm a Diety on Data.
Only one warning and that was on someone else's data.
Our offshore resource accuses you of dodgy data even if its not... gotta love it.
Gone from 'Iron Man' this morning to 'Money for nothing' this pm.Tags: None
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