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I'll be 'resented Contractor who has to sit on the broken chair by the copier'.
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I can relate to that. HyperD is too modest though, he can be the peeping tom supremo and Masterchef Goes Large of CUK as well as corporate pilot.
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How about LB as Corporate Michelin Starred Chef and can I nominate myself as the Corporate Pilot chauffeuring the top brass around in the company LearJet?
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Originally posted by FrankScribeI just realised you're in MY corner
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxI just sit in the corner and hope no one notices me.
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I know, mascots ideally should be cute, but in your case we'll make an exception. Aren't we nice...
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I'd like to nominate myself as the Sports and Social Club football coach.
I'd pick a Giant Alien Lizard as captain, just like England have.
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I would like to nominate myself for the role of head of offshore hostile mergers and acquisitions.
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Jabber is the Neil character in the Office.
Smooth, sophisticated, destined for the upper echelons of management, Jabber has gone beyond a purely technical role and reached a synergistic metastate combining raw intellect and vast experience. Jabber embues a cool demeanour and a dynamic magnetism that makes him the real Ladies Man about the workplace. Well that and the 12 inch cock.
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