Reply to: The CUK Regulars Roles Thread

[xoggoth]

I was a cert for resident dirty old man. Until Rodger came back anyway.

[Alf W]

I'll be 'resented Contractor who has to sit on the broken chair by the copier'.

[Lucifer Box]

I can relate to that. HyperD is too modest though, he can be the peeping tom supremo and Masterchef Goes Large of CUK as well as corporate pilot.

[hyperD]

How about LB as Corporate Michelin Starred Chef and can I nominate myself as the Corporate Pilot chauffeuring the top brass around in the company LearJet?

[Lucifer Box]

I just realised you're in MY corner

There's plenty of room, it's a large corner. I expect John Prescott to start building some affordable housing for key workers on it very soon.

[FrankScribe]

I just sit in the corner and hope no one notices me.

I just realised you're in MY corner

[Lucifer Box]

I just sit in the corner and hope no one notices me.

[Mordac]

I know, mascots ideally should be cute, but in your case we'll make an exception. Aren't we nice...

[el duder]

el duder - office mascot

?? wtf??

[MrsGoof]

how about Fleetwood as "Head Pedant"

[wendigo100]

I'd like to nominate myself as the Sports and Social Club football coach.

I'd pick a Giant Alien Lizard as captain, just like England have.

[Andyw]

you forgot to put sasguru on the list !

[Xenophon]

List updated...

[CaribbeanPirate]

I would like to nominate myself for the role of head of offshore hostile mergers and acquisitions.

[Jabberwocky]

Jabber is the Neil character in the Office.

Smooth, sophisticated, destined for the upper echelons of management, Jabber has gone beyond a purely technical role and reached a synergistic metastate combining raw intellect and vast experience. Jabber embues a cool demeanour and a dynamic magnetism that makes him the real Ladies Man about the workplace. Well that and the 12 inch cock.