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Previously on "Racist coffee"

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Originally posted by Flubster
    V=IR (it's not funny, but I felt the post needed a good, solid formula).
    All you need is a good, solid sh1t !

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  • Flubster
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    V=IR (it's not funny, but I felt the post needed a good, solid formula).

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  • Swamp Thing
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    I'm laughing so much it hertz...

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Paddy
    Are you saying that all blacks are ohmless ?
    Surly they only have themselves to blame, if they LED an ample revolt and set up resistance they could have more ohms. Wirer they bothering?
    what would induce you to say such a thing ? I have a battery of answers for you but not the capacitance to do so.

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  • Flubster
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    Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
    Is their lack of capacitance impedance them?
    Depends what the current train of thought is....

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  • CaribbeanPirate
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    Is their lack of capacitance impedance them?

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  • Flubster
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    Originally posted by Paddy
    Are you saying that all blacks are ohmless ?
    Surly they only have themselves to blame, if they LED an ample revolt and set up resistance they could have more ohms. Wirer they bothering?
    What a live wire!

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    Well I dont know about Bob, but the mnemonic we used was

    Bad Boys Ravish Only Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly



    =black , brown, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet, grey, white

    (iirc)

    the reason black was zero was because black represents nothingness - but I suppose even that could cause some PC gits to whinge these days




    Are you saying that all blacks are ohmless ?
    Surly they only have themselves to blame, if they LED an ample revolt and set up resistance they could have more ohms. Wirer they bothering?
    Last edited by Paddy; 12 September 2006, 11:28.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist

    Dont let Churchill see that one.
    Why?

    We used the same at Ferranti...

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    LOL
    No my main competitors were the red army and the IRA


    So were mine. Well, the red army anyway. Tornadoes weren't very effective at finding IRA bombers.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    I did radar too. Marconi Borehamwood and Hemel. Were you a competitor (until Arnold Weinstock bought you out that is)?
    LOL
    No my main competitors were the red army and the IRA


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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    I did Radar for six years
    I did radar too. Marconi Borehamwood and Hemel. Were you a competitor (until Arnold Weinstock bought you out that is)?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    the mnemonic we learned was somewhat more offensive
    Black Bastards Rape Our Young Girls But Virgins Go Without was what I was taught as a young electronics apprentice.



    Dont let Churchill see that one.


    I did Radar for six years - you ?

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  • Alf W
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    Wouldn't it have been more up to date to show a gay Aussie serving up the coffee and the soldier saying "No I don't want any of that Rasberry / Vanilla / Hazlenut sh1te in it, just a coffee will do thanks. Yes just a normal size one please, I don't need a litre of the fuggin' stuff nor can I afford £5 for a muffin so big I can't eat it."

    Perhaps that wouldn't have all fitted on the label.

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  • TheMonkey
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    Never heard that one!

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