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Previously on "Anyone we Know?"

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  • I just need to test it
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    A mate at college confided unhappily that his new model always demanded he use the choke.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by ZARDOZ View Post
    Making love to a woman is much like driving a car. First you have to warm her up, don't fiddle with all the buttons and make sure YOU don't go off to early or it might splutter out and die. One you've got her going you can give it some welly and slot your shift stick in the box. It might take a few attempts to get it in the right slot but if needs be you can always Push down and pull backwards .

    IGMC
    One costs alot more than the other...

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  • Archangel
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    We haven't had a good innuendo thread in ages.
    If you want an innuendo thread I'll give you one

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    We haven't had a good innuendo thread in ages.
    which end-oh?
    Last edited by vetran; 17 October 2014, 10:26.

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  • mudskipper
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    We haven't had a good innuendo thread in ages.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    This reminded me of this thread. Now I'm giggling again.
    So am I, now.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    This reminded me of this thread. Now I'm giggling again.
    ohh you are naughty!

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by ZARDOZ View Post
    Making love to a woman is much like driving a car. First you have to warm her up, don't fiddle with all the buttons and make sure YOU don't go off to early or it might splutter out and die. One you've got her going you can give it some welly and slot your shift stick in the box. It might take a few attempts to get it in the right slot but if needs be you can always Push down and pull backwards .

    IGMC
    This reminded me of this thread. Now I'm giggling again.

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  • vetran
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    The Fast Show - Best of Swiss Toni - YouTube

    OSWTQ

    nicely done.

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  • ZARDOZ
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    Making love to a woman is much like driving a car. First you have to warm her up, don't fiddle with all the buttons and make sure YOU don't go off to early or it might splutter out and die. One you've got her going you can give it some welly and slot your shift stick in the box. It might take a few attempts to get it in the right slot but if needs be you can always Push down and pull backwards .

    IGMC

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  • alluvial
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I think to lose one's virginity, penetration is a requirement. Doesn't mean he couldn't have fondled her bumpers as well.
    But is he a giver or a receiver?

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  • I just need to test it
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    If you penetrate the car exhaust shortly after driving it you've every chance of ending up with a hot rod.

    Has anyone seen my coat?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Damn, beat me to it so here's another, unrelated oldie...

    Did you hear what happened to the Avon Lady?

    Max Factor
    Ah, we had that as "Why did Nivea Cream?"...

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    oldie but everyone here is old enough to understand.

    Did you hear about the IRA man who wanted to blow up a princess?

    He burnt his lips on the exhaust!
    Damn, beat me to it so here's another, unrelated oldie...

    Did you hear what happened to the Avon Lady?

    Max Factor

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  • vetran
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    oldie but everyone here is old enough to understand.

    Did you hear about the IRA man who wanted to blow up a princess?

    He burnt his lips on the exhaust!

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