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Yep, to be honest, I laughed quite a lot!Last edited by MyUserName; 13 October 2014, 12:19.
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To me, you always sound like someone with a troubled childhoodOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostPaedophile Information Exchange? What's that got to do with pasties?
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Paedophile Information Exchange? What's that got to do with pasties?Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostPIE
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Be fair she told it better than Suity, I bet you laughed at her telling of it.Originally posted by MyUserName View PostMy daughter's first joke (when she was 3 or 4) was this. Well kind of ... she told it:
Mini MUN: "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because it's a funny joke!"
Although now I think about it, you say a little girl about 3 or 4, there are many similarities with Suity but she probably does have higher intelligence!
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My daughter's first joke (when she was 3 or 4) was this. Well kind of ... she told it:Originally posted by xoggoth View PostSort of obvious joke but never seen it. Saw another obvious one for first time on an ad for kids' program the other day (I watch Sponge Bob Squarepants).
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because it 8 9.
Mini MUN: "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because it's a funny joke!"
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Until it's eaten the PI is both eat in and take away, or as long as we can keep it away from MFOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostAnother irrelevant tangent I suspect.
What we currently have is Schrodingers PI. It is both eat in an take away. The box is SMs brain box.
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Three French cats, Un, Deux and Trois are in a boat.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostSort of obvious joke but never seen it. Saw another obvious one for first time on an ad for kids' program the other day (I watch Sponge Bob Squarepants).
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because it 8 9.
What happened when the boat hit an iceberg?
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq...
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Sort of obvious joke but never seen it. Saw another obvious one for first time on an ad for kids' program the other day (I watch Sponge Bob Squarepants).
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because it 8 9.
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