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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
    Be fair she told it better than Suity, I bet you laughed at her telling of it.
    Yep, to be honest, I laughed quite a lot!
    Last edited by MyUserName; 13 October 2014, 12:19.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    To me, you always sound like someone with a troubled childhood
    It's PI not PIE

    <tut>

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Paedophile Information Exchange? What's that got to do with pasties?
    To me, you always sound like someone with a troubled childhood

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    PIE
    Paedophile Information Exchange? What's that got to do with pasties?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    PIE

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  • suityou01
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    If that was a cheap shot I feel over charged.

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    My daughter's first joke (when she was 3 or 4) was this. Well kind of ... she told it:

    Mini MUN: "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because it's a funny joke!"
    Be fair she told it better than Suity, I bet you laughed at her telling of it.

    Although now I think about it, you say a little girl about 3 or 4, there are many similarities with Suity but she probably does have higher intelligence!

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Sort of obvious joke but never seen it. Saw another obvious one for first time on an ad for kids' program the other day (I watch Sponge Bob Squarepants).

    Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because it 8 9.
    My daughter's first joke (when she was 3 or 4) was this. Well kind of ... she told it:

    Mini MUN: "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because it's a funny joke!"

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Until it's eaten the PI is both eat in and take away, or as long as we can keep it away from MF
    See, I knew. Us intellectuals are kindred spirits.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Another irrelevant tangent I suspect.

    What we currently have is Schrodingers PI. It is both eat in an take away. The box is SMs brain box.
    Until it's eaten the PI is both eat in and take away, or as long as we can keep it away from MF

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Sort of obvious joke but never seen it. Saw another obvious one for first time on an ad for kids' program the other day (I watch Sponge Bob Squarepants).

    Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because it 8 9.
    Three French cats, Un, Deux and Trois are in a boat.

    What happened when the boat hit an iceberg?

    Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq...

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  • xoggoth
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    Sort of obvious joke but never seen it. Saw another obvious one for first time on an ad for kids' program the other day (I watch Sponge Bob Squarepants).

    Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because it 8 9.

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Hemispheres?
    No need to be rude

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Northern and Southern PI?
    Hemispheres?

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    OK so we now have a tristate PI.

    Eat in, Take away, Homemade.

    Taking Schrodingers PI to new levels.
    Northern and Southern PI?

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