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Churchill replied

1 October 2014, 13:28
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Enough of this frivolity, I have work to do. See you on the 8th, try not to choke on your Pina Colada.

Be sure to post the minutiae of your mundane existence on the forum and then I can keep up to date with your air of self importance, I wouldn't want to miss anything.
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MarillionFan replied

1 October 2014, 13:12
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

It had a fragrance of Lilly about it I must admit.

Enough of this frivolity, I have work to do. See you on the 8th, try not to choke on your Pina Colada.
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Churchill replied

1 October 2014, 13:10
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I was smiling because I'd pissed in your pint.

It had a fragrance of Lilly about it I must admit.
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MarillionFan replied

1 October 2014, 13:07
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Frothing a bit are we?

You had your chance last time bitch and you were nice as pie.

I was smiling because I'd pissed in your pint.
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Churchill replied

1 October 2014, 13:03
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Oh Ambassador, you are spoling us with your wit. Setting up nicely for the 8th.

Frothing a bit are we?

You had your chance last time bitch and you were nice as pie.
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MarillionFan replied

1 October 2014, 13:00
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Ha ha aren't you a funny fat fuqqer?

Actually no, you're just a fat fuqqer.

Oh Ambassador, you are spoling us with your wit. Setting up nicely for the 8th.
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Churchill replied

1 October 2014, 12:55
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Does someone know where Churchill is on holiday? It must be crap, I want to avoid it.

Ha ha aren't you a funny fat fuqqer?

Actually no, you're just a fat fuqqer.
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MarillionFan replied

1 October 2014, 12:52
Does someone know where Churchill is on holiday? It must be crap, I want to avoid it.
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MaryPoppins replied

1 October 2014, 12:49
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

The longest we've left the kids without supervision is ten days. Mind you, at the time, the youngest was 17.

I'm reporting you to Mumsnet.
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NotAllThere replied

1 October 2014, 11:16
The longest we've left the kids without supervision is ten days. Mind you, at the time, the youngest was 17.
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MyUserName replied

1 October 2014, 11:09
Hang on ... didn't I have kids ... are they still in Prague or did we not take them?!?!?
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original PM replied

1 October 2014, 10:49
some kids I know - parents left them alone and they disapeared through the back of the freakin wardrobe.

nearly got eaten by a lion and all sorts.
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Doggy Styles replied

1 October 2014, 07:41
I'd booby-trap all the doors and windows with high explosive so if any felon or self-styled mafioso boss tried to get in - BANG! He's history.
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Churchill replied

30 September 2014, 16:17
Originally posted by GlenW View Post

I'll just let my rottweiler look after the kids, what could possibly go wrong?

Can your Rottweiler put out fires?
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GlenW replied

30 September 2014, 15:43
I'll just let my rottweiler look after the kids, what could possibly go wrong?
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