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  • Churchill
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    Jesus wept!

    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Says Dad of the Year
    Is Suity your sockie or are you his? You're both fat useless twunts who whinge about how tough your jobs are.

    With regards to doty, I went on holiday with 1 son, came back with the full complement. Maybe I should send Kate and Gerry some hints.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    A pox on you. May all your grandchildren have small penises...including the boys.
    So that is the secret curse the Gipsy woman cast on your Grandfather?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Me me me ******* me! Christ you're a tedious fat c unt!

    Says Dad of the Year

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Feck me. Here we go again. This time, the cost of tokens, api calls, blah blah ******* blah. I'd rather be stuck in a lift with EternalOptimist.
    Me me me ******* me! Christ you're a tedious fat c unt!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Feck me. Here we go again. This time, the cost of tokens, api calls, blah blah ******* blah. I'd rather be stuck in a lift with EternalOptimist.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    A pox on you. May all your grandchildren have small penises...including the boys.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    MF . The only person in the world to have Cosmetic Brain Surgery go so horribly wrong, he got a refund
    A pox on you. May all your grandchildren have small penises...including the boys.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    MF . The only person in the world to have Cosmetic Brain Surgery go so horribly wrong, he got a refund

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  • TykeMerc
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    My current end client is a bit like this, there are 2 suppliers (1 software 1 infrastructure) and it's clear the client has no clue how to manage suppliers at all. It's micro management without a clue all the way and excessive detail in plans that could never happen in reality to that level.

    Comical and expensive

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  • Alias
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    This has to be the most tedious negotiation call with a vendor I have ever been on as the IT department picks on every fricking individual line of a master agreement. 2 hours and counting!!!!

    Please kill me.
    Last gig was like that...its almost like the americans are kids and need it all explaining to the nth degree before they can move on

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    So why bore us with it???
    Less boring than the self obsessed tulipe you post.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    So why bore us with it???
    Me Me Me

    you know the drill better than most

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    This has to be the most tedious negotiation call with a vendor I have ever been on as the IT department picks on every fricking individual line of a master agreement. 2 hours and counting!!!!

    Please kill me.
    So why bore us with it???

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  • MarillionFan
    started a topic Jesus wept!

    Jesus wept!

    This has to be the most tedious negotiation call with a vendor I have ever been on as the IT department picks on every fricking individual line of a master agreement. 2 hours and counting!!!!

    Please kill me.

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