Size Matters

[tractor]

Lots of animals have big noses, but they are not for attracting mates. Take the elephant for example. A large beak, but mainly used for grabbing buns.
The ant eater. A good prehensile nose, but not used for getting the ladies moist. More to suck the ants and their eggs out of the nest.
Then there is the probosis monkey. A big conk, mostly used for sniffing out fruity substances.

Lastly , of course, is the big-nosed Marrillion Fan. this creature has a broken nose.
which saves everybody else the trouble

Proboscis

[EternalOptimist]

Big dinosaur wowed females with its ENORMOUS HOOTER

Lots of animals have big noses, but they are not for attracting mates. Take the elephant for example. A large beak, but mainly used for grabbing buns.
The ant eater. A good prehensile nose, but not used for getting the ladies moist. More to suck the ants and their eggs out of the nest.
Then there is the probosis monkey. A big conk, mostly used for sniffing out fruity substances.

Lastly , of course, is the big-nosed Marrillion Fan. this creature has a broken nose.
which saves everybody else the trouble

[vetran]

Big dinosaur wowed females with its ENORMOUS HOOTER

Boffins have discovered a dinosaur with one of the biggest noses ever seen in the animal kingdom, which it was thought to flash around in a bid to impress the ladies.

The researchers who found the big-hootered dino decided to call it Rhinorex condrupus, which literally means "King Nose".