Reply to: How no voters will feel soon

[Batcher]

[Troll]

apologies if already posted

[vetran]

"Well son, I guess Scotland and I have more in common than I thought."
"What do you mean dad?"
"Turns out we're both rubbish at pulling out."

[vetran]

A Scottish tramp asked me for change today.

I replied, "You Jocks didn't want change yesterday."

[Unix]

Well said Bond.

[darmstadt]

NSFW

[TestMangler]

Wai, al as salaam. And my salaams to Mrs TM too.

I hear they have bourbon available now so you should survive the ordeal.

You pointing your salaamis at Mrs TM again ? Why ? I have to !!

I heard the missionaries had come to West Yorks and dropped a red cross parcel of JD and chicken tikka masala for the jocks invading. Will be down lunchtime Monday. Will prob be in one boozer or another for most of the week

[barrydidit]

Aye, I suppose so, seeing one of your tax payer owned banks is giving me three of your English grands in return for spending a week in your green and pleasant land, eating your traditional English curry and drinking your traditional soapy tasting beer.

As-salamu alaykum - That's how you greet each other in Yorkshire, innit ???

Wai, al as salaam. And my salaams to Mrs TM too.

I hear they have bourbon available now so you should survive the ordeal.

[Old Greg]

And along comes another English twat who's beer I'll have to subsidise next week

Glad to see you're taking it so well.

[TestMangler]

I've told you about using that word before. I'm a Yorkshire twat.

And is that you offering to buy me a pint? Call yersen a jock?

Aye, I suppose so, seeing one of your tax payer owned banks is giving me three of your English grands in return for spending a week in your green and pleasant land, eating your traditional English curry and drinking your traditional soapy tasting beer.

As-salamu alaykum - That's how you greet each other in Yorkshire, innit ???

[barrydidit]

And along comes another English twat who's beer I'll have to subsidise next week

I've told you about using that word before. I'm a Yorkshire twat.

And is that you offering to buy me a pint? Call yersen a jock?

[TestMangler]

Vote mebyon kernow!

Too many second homes there as well I reckon.

And along comes another English twat who's beer I'll have to subsidise next week

[barrydidit]

You wouldn't have to. You live in Cornwall.

At least he's got more chance of winning independence than you do.

Vote mebyon kernow!

Too many second homes there as well I reckon.

[shaunbhoy]

At least he's got more chance of winning independence than you do.

I live in Devon actually............but your contention still stands!!

[Old Greg]

You wouldn't have to. You live in Cornwall.

At least he's got more chance of winning independence than you do.