WTF is an ASBO?

[Emperor Dalek]

Deport me to desserted pacific island with a villa and a bar, with loads of women in bikinis

Would that be an island strewn with assorted puddings?

[CaribbeanPirate]

Deport me to desserted pacific island with a villa and a bar, with loads of women in bikinis

Now you are catching on. It's the only way to get on in this world.

[Helios]

This was said in humour. About the only thing I did was spend some counterfeit currency.

Deport me to desserted pacific island with a villa and a bar, with loads of women in bikinis

[Mailman]

Is there anywhere we can deport you to ?

PS. It's Dragunov.

Probably not because that might infringe his human rights

Mailman

[Xenophon]

This seems to be the "I'm well 'ard thread"

I once gave this kid at school a chinese burn for stealing my Optimus Prime Transformer. Afterwards he said it really hurt.

[CaribbeanPirate]

Ok I been bad when I was younger. I robbed shops, old ladies and police. I also faked the queens head in a number of stores. I sold credit card. I sold stolen phones and laptops on ebay.

Been in jail three times. 1st driving vehicle while banned with a firearm (glock 17L), 2nd Affray (fractured some street fighters skull with a key), 3 Counterfeiting (passed 3k in mcdonalds stores before scotland yard noticed mastauche and beard was fake). Had two community rehab orders, both for possessing firearms with intent to supply, (not AK47s just gas guns that you buy in a firearms store), but selling cheap, said i was drunk at the time.

Why the hell did no one give me an asbo? I sold a former soviet Drugonov rifle for parts online, yet when I get into trouble I either get jail or fine. Why cant I qualify for an asbo? Do I have to shave my head and support a football team to get an asbo cert here?

Good man. My Hero!

[oraclesmith]

Ok I been bad when I was younger. I robbed shops, old ladies and police. I also faked the queens head in a number of stores. I sold credit card. I sold stolen phones and laptops on ebay.

Been in jail three times. 1st driving vehicle while banned with a firearm (glock 17L), 2nd Affray (fractured some street fighters skull with a key), 3 Counterfeiting (passed 3k in mcdonalds stores before scotland yard noticed mastauche and beard was fake). Had two community rehab orders, both for possessing firearms with intent to supply, (not AK47s just gas guns that you buy in a firearms store), but selling cheap, said i was drunk at the time.

Why the hell did no one give me an asbo? I sold a former soviet Drugonov rifle for parts online, yet when I get into trouble I either get jail or fine. Why cant I qualify for an asbo? Do I have to shave my head and support a football team to get an asbo cert here?

Is there anywhere we can deport you to ?

PS. It's Dragunov.

[xoggoth]

Faking the queens head in a number of stores sounds intriguing.

[expat]

...when I get into trouble I either get jail or fine. Why cant I qualify for an asbo? Do I have to shave my head and support a football team to get an asbo cert here?

AIUI ASBOs order you not to do something that is antisocial but not in itself illegal. For actually breaking the law, you get a punishment.

PS looks like you don't get into trouble, you are the trouble. No offence.

[Bovvered]

No wonder you can't get a job.

[milanbenes]

Milan.

[BrilloPad]

ASBOs only recently came in

But IMO you escaped lightly. Friend of mine has a "fit persons order" placed on him - this was in the sixties. However it started his downward spiral - he has since been away twice, once for armed robbery and once for breaking his ex-wife's skull (her brother is a convicted nonce and went near the kids - he went to give him a slap and she got in the way). The good news is he met me and we did a few civil rights stunts together.

Isn't contracting enough for you?

[Helios]

Ok I been bad when I was younger. I robbed shops, old ladies and police. I also faked the queens head in a number of stores. I sold credit card. I sold stolen phones and laptops on ebay.

Been in jail three times. 1st driving vehicle while banned with a firearm (glock 17L), 2nd Affray (fractured some street fighters skull with a key), 3 Counterfeiting (passed 3k in mcdonalds stores before scotland yard noticed mastauche and beard was fake). Had two community rehab orders, both for possessing firearms with intent to supply, (not AK47s just gas guns that you buy in a firearms store), but selling cheap, said i was drunk at the time.

Why the hell did no one give me an asbo? I sold a former soviet Drugonov rifle for parts online, yet when I get into trouble I either get jail or fine. Why cant I qualify for an asbo? Do I have to shave my head and support a football team to get an asbo cert here?