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Previously on "Caption Competition"

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Mordac
    What bit of fuck off don't you understand, Tony?

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  • oraclesmith
    replied
    Originally posted by Mordac

    "You may be laughing now, Gordie, but you haven't seen my expense claim !"

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  • Phoenix
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    Originally posted by Mordac
    Blair: This contracting lark is good
    Brown: Yup were just extending our Contracts....and the rate's cool as well

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Mordac
    Brown: Your powers are weak, old man.
    Bliar: You can't win, Brown. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
    Brown: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a country is insignificant next to the power of the Treasury.

    Brown: Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Free Enterprise and will soon see the end of Small Business.

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  • CaribbeanPirate
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    "I'll see this country burn to ashes before I hand it to you"

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Originally posted by supremepods
    You're a cunt you are Brown
    wow that's a bit strong, can't believe the mods haven't picked this one up yet. I would tend to agree with you, though.

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  • _V_
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    He who laughs last, is a leftie, old Labour, tax and spend, jaw twitching, TW@T

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  • Mordac
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    T: Why are they calling me a lame duck?
    G: It's rhyming slang.

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  • supremepods
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    You're a cunt you are Brown

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  • MrsGoof
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    siamese twins to be seperated within the year

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