Lesbians of the year

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Old Greg replied

10 September 2014, 17:55
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Its what happens to OG most Friday nights.

HTH

Whereas your exes take the food out of your mouth while HMRC does you up arsehole.
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BrilloPad replied

10 September 2014, 17:53
Originally posted by RetSet View Post

Nope. You got me there.

Totally whooshed.

Not even Google could help.

WTF are you on about?

Its what happens to OG most Friday nights.

HTH
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Dactylion replied

10 September 2014, 17:37
Originally posted by RetSet View Post

Nope. You got me there.

Totally whooshed.

Not even Google could help.

WTF are you on about?

Wot? Are you serious?

I am pretty sure if you search for "spit roast" the Urban Dictionary definitions will come up pretty near the top!

Oh Hang on you didn't google "spit roast minestrone" did you?
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RetSet replied

10 September 2014, 12:56
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

y spit roast minestrone

Nope. You got me there.

Totally whooshed.

Not even Google could help.

WTF are you on about?
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vetran replied

9 September 2014, 18:14
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

That and the fact they spit roast minestrone every pension day.

you are just jealous because you get sloppy seconds!
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Old Greg replied

9 September 2014, 17:05
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Total proof then.

That and the fact they spit roast minestrone every pension day.
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BrilloPad replied

9 September 2014, 16:47
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

quite a bit of cravat wearing as well.

Total proof then.
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minestrone replied

9 September 2014, 15:08
I am sure the octogenarian 'brothers' that live over the road are gay. One is about 6 foot and the other 5 foot, quite a bit of cravat wearing as well. The bible thumper that lives next door does not speak to them so I suspect she has rumbled them.
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Mich the Tester replied

9 September 2014, 15:03
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I nominate:

How sweet is that?

Good to see the Vicar of Dibley's invoicing again.
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Mich the Tester replied

9 September 2014, 15:02
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

What fakery is this!!

Lesbianism only exists in 20 year old women. I have the internet and have researched this subject.

Clue: add 'mature' to your search terms.
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minestrone replied

9 September 2014, 15:00
What fakery is this!!

Lesbianism only exists in 20 year old women. I have the internet and have researched this subject.
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Old Greg started a topic Lesbians of the year

9 September 2014, 14:55
Lesbians of the year

I nominate:

Ninety-year-old gay couple marries in Iowa after 72 years together | World news | The Guardian

How sweet is that?
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