More 'cloud' bulltulip

[EternalOptimist]

I told my client that we couldnt use the cloud because we were using 'blue sky' thinking.

then again, I take the p!ss out of them mercillessly

[Bacchus]

After his prince workshop the scrum master on my agile development insisted we use cloud updation to obtain maximum leverage in our vertical market

I used it during a thunderstorm and nearly blew my tits off

[tractor]

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I'm waiting for the day when the cloud sales guys get rumbled, and clientcos suddenly realise they've just been hoodwinked into buying outsourced software and rack servers which were previously discounted as poor value.

Then I'm going to make me some money. Clouds gonna rain

My best advice is never buy software from a salesman, get under the skin and start dialog with the technicians. It's not a car or a boiler or a TV.

Clients rarely listen though.

[CheeseSlice]

What make me really laugh is that real executives buy into this with real money, really

Then they cry when a profesional contractor costs more than their paltry budget.

I'm waiting for the day when the cloud sales guys get rumbled, and clientcos suddenly realise they've just been hoodwinked into buying outsourced software and rack servers which were previously discounted as poor value.

Then I'm going to make me some money. Clouds gonna rain

[RSoles]

I'm already struggling with how they get the wires into the cloud without them just falling back to earth. I don't get it at all....

So THAT'S what Ben Franklin was doing.....

[tractor]

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Now that's a film I haven't seen in a while.

I wonder if it resides in my collection*.

*I ought to make a list, then I wouldn't keep buying duplicates all the time.

Or get NowTV or Blinkbox

[suityou01]

Just saw this term on my Linkedin Feed:



So 'elastic' cloud is just soooo yesterday, now you have to be frictionless to be at the forefront of cloud innovation!

Well done those great marketing thinkers, spouting their never-ending buzzword drivel

Embrace it, put it on the CV and keeeeeeeeep invoicing

[tractor]

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There'll be a hell of a bang if they're using hydrogen balloons.

^Put that fag out.

Reminds me of Clint Eastwood leaving Miles Mellough out in the desert in The Eiger Sanction. You wouldn't get away with language like that today!

[tractor]

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Just saw this term on my Linkedin Feed:



So 'elastic' cloud is just soooo yesterday, now you have to be frictionless to be at the forefront of cloud innovation!

Well done those great marketing thinkers, spouting their never-ending buzzword drivel

What make me really laugh is that real executives buy into this with real money, really

Then they cry when a profesional contractor costs more than their paltry budget.

[d000hg]

I'm already struggling with how they get the wires into the cloud without them just falling back to earth. I don't get it at all....

Balloons. I am sure it's all powered by hot air.

[stek]

Just saw this term on my Linkedin Feed:



So 'elastic' cloud is just soooo yesterday, now you have to be frictionless to be at the forefront of cloud innovation!

Well done those great marketing thinkers, spouting their never-ending buzzword drivel

I'm already struggling with how they get the wires into the cloud without them just falling back to earth. I don't get it at all....

[CheeseSlice]

Just saw this term on my Linkedin Feed:

frictionless hybrid cloud

So 'elastic' cloud is just soooo yesterday, now you have to be frictionless to be at the forefront of cloud innovation!

Well done those great marketing thinkers, spouting their never-ending buzzword drivel