Those internal negotiations you make while working away

[EternalOptimist]

And practice.

<cough>

[RSoles]

And practice.

[EternalOptimist]

6 is a good number.

i am tending towards 8 these days. i use old age as my excuse

[suityou01]

6. Now bed.

Petit victoire.

[suityou01]

#5

#6?

[vetran]

start thinking about your slab of stinky blue cheese and jar of pickles waiting in the room

that would have me reaching for a bottle of red or port.

oh dear 2 bottles of Isla Negra on a school night. But we did have our curry dinner cooked by an ever so nice lady.

[Alias]

1st beer : ok now listen here ole son, 2 pints max then off to bed.

2nd beer : on track ole son. Just stick to what we agreed and you'll be fine.

3rd beer : well dammit, it's been a long day and you deserve it. Feck it why not.

4th beer : ok this is definitely the last. Have a glass of water before bed and you'll be fine.

5th beer : gosh this hotels nice. This beers going down a treat. If I have some peanuts and a couple of glasses of water before bed I'll be fine.

6th beer : ok what was I saying. Ooh look CUK. Did I pack the neurofen? Couple of bags of peanuts, 5 glasses of water and a pot noodle I'll be fine.

7th beer : hotel, bill, zzzzz, <slump> .... Change of blood ..... Peanuts. Whiskey? Germany, <hic>. <slump>

8th beer : liver. Dammit. Organ transplant. Ooh look, squirrels. <slam>

erm...all you need to think about is: You can expense it

[Jubber]

Don't have the first one and you'll be fine.

HTH

[EternalOptimist]

It can be a sh1te existance. but with broad shoulders
you can carry the family

and do an awful lot of good

[suityou01]

because your missus was slurrping the end of me saus, and thought it was familiar

POTD

[EternalOptimist]

This is uncanny. How do you know about my personal hygiene?

because your missus was slurrping the end of me saus, and thought it was familiar

[suityou01]

get a sudukio.
read the paper, if you dont start the sudukio within 2 pints, you'll never finish it
do sudukio
after 4 pints, give up
start thinking about your slab of stinky blue cheese and jar of pickles waiting in the room


repeat for 20 years

This is uncanny. How do you know about my personal hygiene?

[EternalOptimist]

get a sudukio.
read the paper, if you dont start the sudukio within 2 pints, you'll never finish it
do sudukio
after 4 pints, give up
start thinking about your slab of stinky blue cheese and jar of pickles waiting in the room


repeat for 20 years

[suityou01]

1st beer : ok now listen here ole son, 2 pints max then off to bed.

2nd beer : on track ole son. Just stick to what we agreed and you'll be fine.

3rd beer : well dammit, it's been a long day and you deserve it. Feck it why not.

4th beer : ok this is definitely the last. Have a glass of water before bed and you'll be fine.

5th beer : gosh this hotels nice. This beers going down a treat. If I have some peanuts and a couple of glasses of water before bed I'll be fine.

6th beer : ok what was I saying. Ooh look CUK. Did I pack the neurofen? Couple of bags of peanuts, 5 glasses of water and a pot noodle I'll be fine.

7th beer : hotel, bill, zzzzz, <slump> .... Change of blood ..... Peanuts. Whiskey? Germany, <hic>. <slump>

8th beer : liver. Dammit. Organ transplant. Ooh look, squirrels. <slam>