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Previously on "What would Jesus do?"

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  • CloudWalker
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    Originally posted by Tasslehoff View Post
    Had a query last week from a customer about a permies report.

    Instead of going in all “jackboot” I raise it with the permie for her to sort as I don’t want to piss people off and be “that guy”.

    Permie spins me some line about it being fine and sends me to BS code to “prove” it. Whatever move on.

    Fast forward to today, gets raised again and permie is on Holidays. Check the code and it’s tulipe. Fix in place.

    Start typing up email to my client, then pause.

    What would Jesus do?


    Post email before sending please so we can check it

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  • mudskipper
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    Link to original, cos the alt text is worth a read
    A Softer World: 298

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    No, we must gather shoes!
    Let he who is without smelly feet throw the first shoe!

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Tasslehoff View Post
    I have a gourd?

    Anyway just having a rant as no-one else would listen.

    I did the right thing in the end anyway.
    No, we must gather shoes!

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    He's not the messiah...
    Well, I say he is the Messiah. And I should know: I've followed a few!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Only the true messiah would deny his divinity!
    Exactly!

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  • Tasslehoff
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    I have a gourd?

    Anyway just having a rant as no-one else would listen.

    I did the right thing in the end anyway.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    He hasn't denied it yet!
    Only the true messiah would deny his divinity!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    He's not the messiah...
    He hasn't denied it yet!

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  • Goatfell
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    He's the messiah!
    He's not the messiah; he's a very naughty boy!

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    He's the messiah!
    He's not the messiah...

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    Does anyone know wtf he's on about?
    He's the messiah!

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  • Bunk
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    Does anyone know wtf he's on about?

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  • Old Greg
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    Invade Iraq.

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  • minestrone
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    Sockies make baby Jesus cry.

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