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Previously on "Chico is not the messiah"

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    cuff him again sir ?
    Oh, yes, stwike him again Centuwion, vewy woughly!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    cuff him again sir ?

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  • DaveB
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    "Thwow him to the gwound Centuwion!"

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  • Jabberwocky
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    When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right. The other part thinks what would her head look like on a stick...

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  • DaveB
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    Incontinetia Buttocks....

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    her name is ...............

    Incontinentia.....

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DaveB
    "He has a wife, you know."
    her name is ...............

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    Whats so funny about 'Biggus Dickus' ?




    "He has a wife, you know."

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Francko
    He's a very naughty boy!

    Chico's mother

    Whats so funny about 'Biggus Dickus' ?




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  • Jabberwocky
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    There is an idea of a Jabberwocky; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

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  • Francko
    started a topic Chico is not the messiah

    Chico is not the messiah

    He's a very naughty boy!

    Chico's mother

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