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[norrahe]

I dislike most food

But not bacon.

[NickFitz]

Are you trying to tell us you don't like food?

I dislike most food

[SimonMac]

That's why you were never invited to Grub Club

I thought it was because he ate with his hands?

[SantaClaus]

Some Spanish language tips for the rest of your stay:

Saying "Same again" at the bar will get you a San Miguel.

"mis huevos estan en llamas" is very useful if your balls are on fire.

[tractor]

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Eh?

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1091229

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1091251

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1651144

And lets not forget the BBQ

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PWNED

[Bunk]

I like food but I don't come up with poncy words for stuff and cream myself at the thought of a jus or a terrine of some sort of stuff made from devilled dingos balls.

Fodder is fodder.

That's why you were never invited to Grub Club

[darmstadt]

I like food but I don't come up with poncy words for stuff and cream myself at the thought of a jus or a terrine of some sort of stuff made from devilled dingos balls.

Fodder is fodder.


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Eh?

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1091229

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1091251

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1651144

And lets not forget the BBQ

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[tractor]

...

You'll be getting up at 5am to put towels on sunbeds next...

Whereas most Brits put the towel on the sunbed at 4.45 am on the way back from the hospital stomach pumping session.

[suityou01]

Done that. 5:45 am


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[mudskipper]

I'm reading Bild. Not the sun. And it's today's.


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You'll be getting up at 5am to put towels on sunbeds next...

[suityou01]

I'm reading Bild. Not the sun. And it's today's.


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[original PM]

Yes and you blinkered ooh look at me I'm so cultured because I like food types annoy me too.

We have 4 young kids. So yes, telly is very very much the priority.


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Though the point of going on holiday was to spend quality time with kids.......

(just kidding I got kids too!!)

[tractor]

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Fried breakfasts, fish and chips, pints of carling and too many bloody foreigners.

Same every year I bet.

What's wrong with two weeks at the beach, reading the 2 day old Sun in Benny Hill's wearing a Luton shirt?

[minestrone]

Fried breakfasts, fish and chips, pints of carling and too many bloody foreigners.

Same every year I bet.

[suityou01]

I like food but I don't come up with poncy words for stuff and cream myself at the thought of a jus or a terrine of some sort of stuff made from devilled dingos balls.

Fodder is fodder.


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