Beautiful Moments of Bulltulip that pass barely noticed

[Bunk]

A golden opportunity to injure and humiliate the French.

To be honest, it's usually Bob (on a crackly speakerphone) who comes off worst in any scrums I've been in.

[Mich the Tester]

Scrum.

A golden opportunity to injure and humiliate the French.

[DaveB]

Scrum.

Definition : an ordered formation of players, used to restart play, in which the forwards of a team form up with arms interlocked and heads down, and push forward against a similar group from the opposing side. The ball is thrown into the scrum and the players try to gain possession of it by kicking it backwards towards their own side.

Sounds dreamy.

Also:

Informal: A disordely struggle.

[Judge Fred]

In fairness it's not a bad idea to ping pong round a scrum meeting at random every now and then, instead of plodding round in the same order each morning. Keeps people on their toes, or should do, although it sounds like some of that lot in your scrum are incorrigible!

Scrum.

Definition : an ordered formation of players, used to restart play, in which the forwards of a team form up with arms interlocked and heads down, and push forward against a similar group from the opposing side. The ball is thrown into the scrum and the players try to gain possession of it by kicking it backwards towards their own side.

Sounds dreamy.

[OwlHoot]

In fairness it's not a bad idea to ping pong round a scrum meeting at random every now and then, instead of plodding round in the same order each morning. Keeps people on their toes, or should do, although it sounds like some of that lot in your scrum are incorrigible!

[Mich the Tester]

3. I've been invoicing.

[I just need to test it]

1. Agile meeting. Team of eight standing in a circle. The pattern for months has been that the scrum master always looks to his right for the first update but on this particular day, to murmurs of consternation, he asks the person to his left for the first update.

This person happens to be a lairy bstard who's primary goal on the project seems to be sloth and self-promotion. He is caught wonderfully unprepared but recovers sufficiently to provide this gem:

"I've been working and stuff". No one batted an eyelid.


2. This morning's daily standup. The person responsible for moving developments into the test system (who happens to be another lazy gobshyte more interested in telling everyone how busy he is while contributing next to nothing) is asked "Has development X been moved yet?".

His answer which passes unchallenged: "It's almost done".

Genius.