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Previously on "Please don't use big words"

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  • greenlake
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  • Mich the Tester
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    She makes more sense than Sarah Palin ever did.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I think she has a point.

    When people are talking about the economy or politics, all I hear is "la la la".
    That's because it's all made up.

    Local politics is interesting - cos people have freuds about nothing plus councillors may do interesting things like punch someone, swear at someone, insult someone, write rude remarks on twitter, be arrested for embezzlement, be arrested for benefit fraud, be arrested and end up in jail for being a paedo......

    Though I think all the councillors I have now are boring and safe.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Would it help to think about it in terms of a huge ironing pile?

    The clothes are the populace, you're the ironer. The iron is the budget.
    You have to prioritise how you treat your populace - kids school stuff for tomorrow over weekend going out clothes.
    The washing machine is making more ironing for you - problems such like immigration, increased life expectancy, expensive new drugs
    If you had a better iron you could do more, faster but the previous government left you with a £15 Argos special
    Finding bird tulip on the 2nd sleeve of a shirt you've ironed the rest of - that would be a ministerial sex scandal.

    Now, trot off back to your kitchen and make sure dinner doesn't burn.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I think she has a point.

    When people are talking about the economy or politics, all I hear is "la la la".
    Would it help to think about it in terms of a huge ironing pile?

    The clothes are the populace, you're the ironer. The iron is the budget.
    You have to prioritise how you treat your populace - kids school stuff for tomorrow over weekend going out clothes.
    The washing machine is making more ironing for you - problems such like immigration, increased life expectancy, expensive new drugs
    If you had a better iron you could do more, faster but the previous government left you with a £15 Argos special
    Finding bird tulip on the 2nd sleeve of a shirt you've ironed the rest of - that would be a ministerial sex scandal.

    Now, trot off back to your kitchen and make sure dinner doesn't burn.

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  • mudskipper
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    I think she has a point.

    When people are talking about the economy or politics, all I hear is "la la la".

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  • original PM
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    maybe she is just trying to say she is bored of coporate BS speak which says nothing but uses a lot of long interesting words.


    maybe if they just spoke plain english everyone would see what the problems was.....

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    This must be a wind up
    revolving movement intended to store mechanical energy in a flat spiral torsion spring.

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  • MyUserName
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    This must be a wind up

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  • vwdan
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    That's so sad

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  • mudskipper
    started a topic Please don't use big words

    Please don't use big words



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