Reply to: WMD's found in Iraq!

[Ardesco]

have you not heard of Nigerian mercenries???

[DaveB]

"I am in keen need of a "Reliable and Trustworthy" person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq."

I didn't know the Nigerians were in Iraq...

It would seem the "Lads from Lagos" have been expanding their operations

[CaribbeanPirate]

I’ll outsource that to our other neighbours. The Jamaicans have far more experience of that sort of thing.

[DaveB]

Dont forget the two boxes of Columbian Nose Candy. That should be enough to see you through the coming holocaust

[CaribbeanPirate]

Well, I was only after the lolly, but I'll take the nukes as well as a job lot.


That'll upset all our neighbors though, especially Fidel! He tried it once before but the yanks got a bit irked.

[ASB]

I'm ya man!

Please ship to:
Caribbean Pirate
P.O. Box 6969696969
Grand Cayman
Cayman Islands

We'll talk about the 20% thing later.

Bloody hell. This means the Caymans will be 40% of a nuclear power.

So, Gulf War mark 3 will be in the Caribbean then.

[Mailman]

Ahhh, the ones that can reach us in 45 minutes...

You mean the ones that can be DEPLOYED in 45 minutes? Big difference between something being deployed and something actually being used

Mailman

[CaribbeanPirate]

... the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $25M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them. I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.

I am in keen need of a "Reliable and Trustworthy" person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq. I assure and promise to give you 20% of this fund.

I'm ya man!

Please ship to:
Caribbean Pirate
P.O. Box 6969696969
Grand Cayman
Cayman Islands

We'll talk about the 20% thing later.

[Swamp Thing]

"I am in keen need of a "Reliable and Trustworthy" person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq."

I didn't know the Nigerians were in Iraq...

[Cowboy Bob]

No, I mean those chemical weapons they said they didnt have...which they did.

Mailman

Ahhh, the ones that can reach us in 45 minutes...

[Mailman]

No, I mean those chemical weapons they said they didnt have...which they did.

Mailman

[AtW]

WMD material has been found in Iraq

You mean the chemical WMDs that were sold to Iraq by the West during Iran-Iraq war?

[Mailman]

WMD material has been found in Iraq, just not in the quantities everyone thought they had. Still, even the good old ISG couldnt rule out the possibility of some material being moved to Syria before the war kicked off.

Mailman

[Troll]

In almost 10 years I only once used NHS - just registered with them and had 15 mins chat with a doctor who basically said same things I learnt on the web about RSI, if even 10% of what is said about NHS is true, then it looks like I saved my life from MRSA

So you're in this country 10 minutes and already making demands on our NHS.

Why can't they compel visa holders to take out private medical insurance?

[AtW]

Still on the waiting list for a sense of humour transplant then?

In almost 10 years I only once used NHS - just registered with them and had 15 mins chat with a doctor who basically said same things I learnt on the web about RSI, if even 10% of what is said about NHS is true, then it looks like I saved my life from MRSA