Originally posted by mudskipper
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: Three positives
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "Three positives"
Collapse
-
1. I described a breaded chicken fillet as a giant chicken nugget to get a 4 year old to eat it.
2. I cooked said fillet perfectly.
3. My 1 year old daughter fell asleep on me but kept waking up to find daddy when I spoke.
yep still easy.
Leave a comment:
-
1) I dont plant taters
2) I dont plant cotton
3) Ole man ribber, he keeps on rollin along
Leave a comment:
-
Facebook friends getting increasingly desperate. Definitely scraping the bottom of the positive barrel now.
I suggested:
3) This is the last day of trying to think of 3 ****ing positives.
Leave a comment:
-
1. hit my deadline today
2. Only 15 days to hols
3. I've still got my original Blockheads t shirt
Leave a comment:
-
Summer
Buddy Holly
the working folly
Good golly
Miss Molly
boats
Hammersmith Palais
the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats
18 wheeler Scammels
dominica camels
All other mammals plus equal votes
Seeing Piccadilly
Fanny sniffin' Willie
Being rather silly and porridge oats
A bit of grin and bear it
a bit of come and share it
Your welcome we can spare it, yellow socks
Too short to be haughty
too nutty to be naughty
Going on forty no electric shocks
The juice of a carrot
the smile of a parrot
A little drop of claret, anything that rocks
Elvis and Scotty
the days when I ain't spotty
Sitting on a potty, curing smallpox
Health service glasses
gigolos and brasses
Round or skinny bottoms
Take your mum to Paris
lighting up a chalice
Wee Willie Harris
Bantu Steven Biko
listening to Reko
Harpo Groucho Chico
Cheddar cheese and pickle
a Vincent motorcycle
Slap and tickle
Woody Allan
Dali
Domitrie and Pascale
Balla
balla
balla and Volare
Something nice to study
phoning up a buddy
Being in my nuddy
Saying okey-dokey
sing-a-long a Smokie
Coming out a chokie
John Coltrane's soprano
Adie Celentano
Beuno Colino
Leave a comment:
-
1. Decided I need a creative outlet so I'm going to flog framed landscape photos of North Wales to tourists
2. The missus is going to make 'made to measure' alternative clothes as a second income to again have a creative outlet
3. We discovered that Morrisions sell Mead for £4 a bottle!, party on dudes and dudesses!!!!!
Leave a comment:
-
7) Electric Light
8) Second sight
9) Amazing powers of observation.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post1)got a little black book with my poems in
2)got a bag with my toothbrush and comb in
3)and if Im a good doggy they sometimes throw me a bone in
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by pjclarke View Post1) An Anode
2) A Proton
3) Any integer greater than 0.
HTH.
Let me add to that:
4) Lump-end terminal of a battery
5) HIV
Except to be HIV positive isn't a very positive start to your day, unless you got it from a gorgeous blonde perhaps
Leave a comment:
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Leave a comment: